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[sword_redemption]

[In light of Dr McCoy's recent how to be a human download, Drift's decided that as someone who has survived--barely--the experience himself, he could offer some advice of his own. Slightly less snark-flavored.]

Right. So.

Er.

[CONFESSION TIME.]

I, uh, I spent some time as a human. Before. And so, well.

[A shrug. Get to the point, Drift.]

You have to chew this 'food' stuff. [Trust him on this.]

Canned peaches are good but you should only eat them with an expert. Utensils will take, uh, lots of practice.

Pants are....horrible. So are skirts.

[Don't get him started on hats.]

Hope your clothing has pockets. These things, trust me, don't have onboard storage. [DON'T ASK.]

Shoes feel weird--you can't feel the ground, really. But you should probably wear them. Especially in the Junk Pile.

[Let's all give Vandal a vote for sainthood for having put up with Drift and these valuable lessons.]

Comments

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[deadlydoctor]

How come you where human before? [Hi, Have a Knock Out. She's wearing a suit]I like pants.

[Video]

[sword_redemption]

Because, uh, I was trying to do something nice for someone else.

...it didn't work out that way.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

As HUMAN? Who did the change happen?

I am somehow not surprised.

[Video]

[sword_redemption]

No, that's...that's not quite right.

It's a long story.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

I'm human now and I can't do anything useful. I have time.

[Video]

[sword_redemption]

It was, well, Alpha Trion's book lost some pages. And I drew something that was meant for someone else and it sort of backfired.

[He is the best at telling stories!]

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

I don't think I was here when that happened.

Is Alpha Trion always that negligent?

[Video]

[sword_redemption]

Ah. It was...uh. Something. It was something.

[Wing turning weird and evil, for one thing.]

I can't really say. I only spoke to him the once. He seems to like, er, cats.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

I think I'm glad I missed all that.

[Oh boy, that she would like to see one day. So interesting.] Cats? why cats?

[Video]

[sword_redemption]

You probably are. Some people turned evil. People died.

[Drift got off lucky, now that he thinks about it.]

I don't know. But he has a lot of them, if you've ever been.

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[deadlydoctor]

Now that I think about it, I remember a bit of that, actually. I had just arrived here an I was ...busy. [Killing Cylas again, basically.]

How curious. Is good for those in charge to have a harmless hobby, like petting cats. [Instead of, dunno, drugging themselves up with dark energon.]