[video]

[sword_redemption]

[In light of Dr McCoy's recent how to be a human download, Drift's decided that as someone who has survived--barely--the experience himself, he could offer some advice of his own. Slightly less snark-flavored.]

Right. So.

Er.

[CONFESSION TIME.]

I, uh, I spent some time as a human. Before. And so, well.

[A shrug. Get to the point, Drift.]

You have to chew this 'food' stuff. [Trust him on this.]

Canned peaches are good but you should only eat them with an expert. Utensils will take, uh, lots of practice.

Pants are....horrible. So are skirts.

[Don't get him started on hats.]

Hope your clothing has pockets. These things, trust me, don't have onboard storage. [DON'T ASK.]

Shoes feel weird--you can't feel the ground, really. But you should probably wear them. Especially in the Junk Pile.

[Let's all give Vandal a vote for sainthood for having put up with Drift and these valuable lessons.]

Comments

[Video]

[vandalization]

Heh, kinda interesting to hear the pertinent things about being a human.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

How come you where human before? [Hi, Have a Knock Out. She's wearing a suit]I like pants.

video;

[namesnotprowl]

[There is a meow from the other end of the line. Along with a view of a black and white cat. The Link eventually translates things.]

You too? That sucks.

[Barricade only wishes he could wear pants to complain about them.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I know I should probably be asking a human, but - how do bedsheets factor into this? I assume no one's tried bed sheets before?

[Because he's got his bed sheet toga on. It's pretty fabulous. It really brings out all the bruises on his face.]

[Video]

[warp]

[Have Skywarp smirking at you, Drift.]

Oh, don't go around lyin' now, Autobot. Human girls totally come with onboard storage! [Is that a sing-song tone of voice? Yes, it totally is a sing-song tone of voice.]