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[sword_redemption]

[In light of Dr McCoy's recent how to be a human download, Drift's decided that as someone who has survived--barely--the experience himself, he could offer some advice of his own. Slightly less snark-flavored.]

Right. So.

Er.

[CONFESSION TIME.]

I, uh, I spent some time as a human. Before. And so, well.

[A shrug. Get to the point, Drift.]

You have to chew this 'food' stuff. [Trust him on this.]

Canned peaches are good but you should only eat them with an expert. Utensils will take, uh, lots of practice.

Pants are....horrible. So are skirts.

[Don't get him started on hats.]

Hope your clothing has pockets. These things, trust me, don't have onboard storage. [DON'T ASK.]

Shoes feel weird--you can't feel the ground, really. But you should probably wear them. Especially in the Junk Pile.

[Let's all give Vandal a vote for sainthood for having put up with Drift and these valuable lessons.]

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Don't insult my toga, Drift. ;_;]

Right. The sheet is only temporary. But... I mean, it's not uncomfortable, but... Well.

[hmmmmnvm]

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[sword_redemption]

[You wear it with style and dignity, Ambulon. But it's a toga. You look like an escapee from a bad frat house movie.]

But.

Air moves in places.

[That was his experience. Urgh.]

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Thank you, Drift. You will be spared.]

Well, to my credit, I haven't done much moving I guess. Though it is a bit... cold. [Shh.]

But I think... I think I may have something else to wear, yeah.

Right, so... Bed sheets are a no go then.

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[sword_redemption]

It is uncomfortable. Humans are terrible at regulating body temperature.

[Also squishy.]

Well, I mean, if it works, it works. I just wouldn't, you know, run or fight in one.