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[sword_redemption]

[In light of Dr McCoy's recent how to be a human download, Drift's decided that as someone who has survived--barely--the experience himself, he could offer some advice of his own. Slightly less snark-flavored.]

Right. So.

Er.

[CONFESSION TIME.]

I, uh, I spent some time as a human. Before. And so, well.

[A shrug. Get to the point, Drift.]

You have to chew this 'food' stuff. [Trust him on this.]

Canned peaches are good but you should only eat them with an expert. Utensils will take, uh, lots of practice.

Pants are....horrible. So are skirts.

[Don't get him started on hats.]

Hope your clothing has pockets. These things, trust me, don't have onboard storage. [DON'T ASK.]

Shoes feel weird--you can't feel the ground, really. But you should probably wear them. Especially in the Junk Pile.

[Let's all give Vandal a vote for sainthood for having put up with Drift and these valuable lessons.]

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[sword_redemption]

I guess so.

I don't think that matters right now. What matters is that you're safe, until we can figure out what's going on.

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[namesnotprowl]

Safe, yes. At least we both got away from Skids.

[At least, safe unless he escapes and jumps on Bumblebee's head...]

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[sword_redemption]

That was...I just wish it didn't go down like that.

[Like...any of it.]

So, you have like...cat energon?

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[namesnotprowl]

Things like that happen, sometimes.

[He is just thankful he was not mauled and isn't dead.]

Cats eat food like humans. Just a different variety. I've mostly been staying at Alpha Trion's temple so the food isn't... so much of a problem.

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[sword_redemption]

Oh. Well. So you have things you need, huh?

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[namesnotprowl]

I do. He has a cat room, did you know? Full of felines. And there's scratching posts and ramps.

[He is the happiest Cybertronian cat ever.]