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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Wheeljack certainly didn't take his humanization well.  What was the first thing he did when he found out? Punched a wall. Yes, he IS a smart one isn't he.  Thankfully, he didn't break anything, but it took a day or so for him to get movement back into it.  So now he's going to let you know his feelings on the matter.]

This human thing stopped bein' fun two days ago.

[He holds up his hand, which is quite a nice shade of purple in some spots.]

That's normal, right?

[It's probably best if you don't ask.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Okay. I punched a wall. I wasn't thinkin, okay?

[All the medical jargon's a bit confusing to him, and it shows a bit in his stare. Blood vessels? Okay...let's replace that with energon lines. Yeah. That makes sense.

When asked, he raises the hand up again, moving it so the top half of the fingers bend down.]

About that far. Rest of it's still sore.

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[adamndoctor]

[EYE ROLL] Of course. Because that solves everything, and the wall certainly deserved it.

From the looks of it, you may have either broken or sprained something. Again, I'm going to need to do a proper examination before I can give you my official diagnosis. My tricorder can give me your readings, but as far as treatment goes, I'm afraid it may just be good ole fashioned splinting and casting medicine for you.

You got any ice on you?

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[DON'T YOU EYE ROLL HIM SIR. Gosh, you're like the human version of Ratchet.]

It did, as a matter of fact.

...

Can't say I do, doc. But if you're in the medbay, I can hike over there.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

[EYE ROLLS SOOOOO HARD]

Yeah, make sure you do. [huff] Before another innocent wall has to suffer.

[video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Who says they're innocent, doc?

Sometimes they have ears.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

You'll excuse me if I debate whether you know that's a joke or if you are being serious.

This place is messing up my groove.

[video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Oh you're a fun one. Hello new favourite squishy.]

It's a joke, doc. Are all you medics set to un-fun?

[video]

[adamndoctor]

[DON'T PATRONIZE ME, KID.]

Oh, thank God. I was wonderin' for a moment if I'd have to explain that, no, birds and bees play no significant, literal role in human reproduction.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Why would birds and bees even--

[He's never heard the phrase, lucky for you.]

Huh.