2013-03-12

[Video | Nexus' Temple]

[The video opens with a close-up look of a red Autobot who's seen better days. Despite his missing horn and the rough condition of his paint, however, Cliffjumper looks amused. Confused, but amused.]

Well, this is embarrassing. Usually I black out at the after-battle party, not during the battle.

Anyone out there able to tell me where, exactly, I landed?

[In the background, a few of Nexus' Acolytes draw closer. It is their job to greet the new arrivals! They will tell you the story again, little red mech! Especially since the little red mech did a lot more pulling out his cannons and shooting at them than he did listening to them, the first time... He was startled, okay?

Cliffjumper seems less than thrilled with their continuing eagerness to engage him. They're kind of creepy with their pleasant-but-blank stares, and the whole clone look reminds him a little too much of the standard Decepticon troop. He turns and motions for them to hold back.]


If you guys really want to help, you can start looking for my missing piece. I'm trying to talk to the nice people here.

[Cliffjumper looks back at the screen and jerks a thumb over his shoulder to indicate the Acolytes.]

My new groupies tell me I'm back on Cybertron, but I'm not convinced. I know the war did a number on the place, but there's a fixer upper and then there's... whatever happened outside. There's about as much going on out there as there is running through the average Decepticon CPU.

[Which is to say: not a whole heck of a lot. The Cybertron Cliffjumper remembers might be a bombed-out husk, but there were still buildings. This place is mostly rocks and hills.]

05// [Video] All I'm good for is barking!

 ...

[Hello Cybertron. I bet you're wondering why the feed is clicked on to show a blank, empty showing of Cybertron landscape. Well, keep your tails on...in 3...2....1...

A little puffball seems to run across the screen barking up a storm, skidding to a stop in front of the screen. Oh. That turned on.]


I'm not in my body anymore!

[Bark bark! HE JUST GOT THAT THING FIXED TOO UGH.]

I'm...Missile!

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001 - [Video]

[That's a unicorn.

His horn is glowing as he magics his communicator into functionality. What could this majestic creature possibly want? He opens his mouth and out comes the mighty voice of JK Simmons.]


If there's anyone out there who can fashion an airtight suit of armor for an equine, you would be much obliged.

((ooc: forgot the ooc check in last time, this repost is the real deal. ♥ I will repost old comments in top-level threads for those that wanna continue))
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[It's a good thing Skyfire has been paying attention for the last couple of days. He sounds less surprised, and more... curious?]

It's happened, after all! I was wondering if I would get to change species, too. Such a fascinating possibility... There are so many things I want to find out. How does the mass shift even work?

Ah, but - I digress. I was going to ask if anyone could let me know how do humans usually get food and their appropriate needs around here. These bodies need quite a bit of maintenance, from what I've learned back on Earth.

[Then he stops, as if he'd just realized something, and you get a sheepish grin.]

... I'm Skyfire, by the way. I. Probably should have started with that.

[Video | Junk Pile]

[Rocket really thought he was getting off easy with this whole species swap thing. Everyone else was changing but he'd stayed the same.

Alls well that ends well right?

Except, he'd gone to sleep curled up near his shooting range in the junk pile, too exhausted to head back to the temple...

And woke up feeling much bigger than he should have been. And scalier.]


This isn't farkin' funny. At all.

[Have a pissy looking Krogan, ladies and gentlemen. ]
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[personal profile] dinnerdate2013-03-12 11:18 pm

[VIDEO TRANSMISSION: ALPHA TRION'S QUADRANT]

[Why it's the puffiest little pomeranian you ever did see! The little black dog has two odd orange stripes upon its head and bright green eyes, it also seems to be panicking - running in circles and on and off screen.

Eventually it runs off, returning with some scrap before running off yet again. This continue for a while until there's a decent amount of scrap on the screen, laid out in a particular pattern. The pattern in question seems to read:

SISSEL HELP

But it's in Cybertronian letters, so this little thing will need a lot of luck for his target to actually understand what he's written.

After another doggy dance of panic, he runs off again, returning with more scrap and adding in something else:

WHIRL?

Maybe his messages might go through. If he's lucky.]