re_alignment | [Video - Solus Temple] New Opening!

[Get out your popcorn, mechs, ladies and gentlemen because you are getting a show to watch. And who’s hosting that? Why yes, your two ~~less~~ favorite medics. Barricade is black, while Knock Out is the red text.]

Ehem. [Knock Out sports a huge grin and looks pretty darn proud of himself, meanwhile Barricade is leaning against a berth with his arms crossed, a smirk on his face.]

It came to our attention that keeping all your medical resources as well as all your doctors in the same place at the same time is the worse idea anyone ever had since Starscream decided that stiletto heels were trendy.

[Knock Out could recite a long list of bad decisions that Starscream made, but that's neither here nor there.] We would like you all to be the first to know that the new clinic is currently open.

Don’t worry, we’re still in Solus’s temple – just in a different spot. Now with our facility you’ve got one-stop shoppin’ f’r all your upgrade needs. And if someone happened to pop your arm off and beat you with it, we’d be happy to re-attach it and get those nasty dents out. Even touch up your paint.

Now, time for a virtual visit.

[Knock Out pats the head of the droid holding the camera gently and it starts moving around the clinic for people to see how it looks. Flonne smiels and waves at the camera when it walks past the reception desk.

There's a ridiculous amount of pristine walls and white floors, and the space is big. Way bigger than it was intended to be at first, sorry Solus, Knock Out got a bit trigger happy when it came to knock down a few walls.]

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[Knock Out usually don't do adorable but this is just too much fun to pass up.] Very. What can I say, the embarrassed behavior has a certain appeal.

Slapping someone from time to time will help you nail it.

[He just likes flustering the poor Vehicon, doesn't he?] It does? Oh, I-I had no idea...

... Well I'm not sure how I feel about slapping people. No one's made me that mad.

[Vehicon flustering is one of his favorites activities.]Would I lie to you about that? I'm sure that even among the otehr vehicons you were quite the knock out back home.

[Yes, he makes puns using his own name. That's your robot medic right here, ladies and gentleman.]

...yet. Give them time.

[And this Vehicon is particularly easy to fluster. If he was capable he'd be blushing right now.] Oh I. I'm not so sure about that... I didn't. Mingle. Much. I'm pretty average. Really.

[The pun is not lost on him.]

They probably won't. Besides I'm just not. Violent like that.

[Most excellent then.] You aren't so average now, with all the repainting and your new alt mode. But was was there before haven't changed. I told you, it's all about attitude. Human says the world is your mussel. [or something like that.]

[Good boy.]

I don't go around hitting people either but I think you are missing the point.

Well... true. But there aren't exactly other Vehicons here that'd. Be available for comparison about my... knock out-ness. What's a mussel, anyway? I thought that was a body part.

No, I-I understand what you're saying. Just I don't think turning into Starscream is the right response to being afraid of him.

They might arrive one day, you never know.

Primus, no. I don't think the Universe is ready for more Starscreams. But you have a general idea of the attitude you can display now. No, not a body part. It’s some sort of pet, I think.

I don't know. But I hope they do. I wouldn't mind the company.

I guess so. Not that I'd really want to act... like that. Even so. Kind of a terrible attitude.

There's something I always wanted to know about your class, since you all have the same armor design and all....are there vehicons with female frames?

I'm not going to deny that. Decepticons being terrible, oh it's unbelievably! [The sarcasm, you could almost touch it.]

Well, yeah. They just look like the rest of us. A lot of them are in security, actually. Front-line fighters and stuff.

You know what I mean. [Fracas crosses his arms and huffs. Picking on him, chuu B|]

What is with mechs with femme frames always being violent? [Seriously.]

[Knock Out's laugh. Picking on you is fun /pinches checks.] Do I?

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