[Video - Solus Temple] New Opening!

[deadlydoctor]

[Get out your popcorn, mechs, ladies and gentlemen because you are getting a show to watch. And who’s hosting that? Why yes, your two less favorite medics. Barricade is black, while Knock Out is the red text.]

Ehem. [Knock Out sports a huge grin and looks pretty darn proud of himself, meanwhile Barricade is leaning against a berth with his arms crossed, a smirk on his face.]

It came to our attention that keeping all your medical resources as well as all your doctors in the same place at the same time is the worse idea anyone ever had since Starscream decided that stiletto heels were trendy.

[Knock Out could recite a long list of bad decisions that Starscream made, but that's neither here nor there.] We would like you all to be the first to know that the new clinic is currently open.

Don’t worry, we’re still in Solus’s temple – just in a different spot. Now with our facility you’ve got one-stop shoppin’ f’r all your upgrade needs. And if someone happened to pop your arm off and beat you with it, we’d be happy to re-attach it and get those nasty dents out. Even touch up your paint.

Now, time for a virtual visit.

[Knock Out pats the head of the droid holding the camera gently and it starts moving around the clinic for people to see how it looks. Flonne smiels and waves at the camera when it walks past the reception desk.

There's a ridiculous amount of pristine walls and white floors, and the space is big. Way bigger than it was intended to be at first, sorry Solus, Knock Out got a bit trigger happy when it came to knock down a few walls.]

Comments

[raceme]

Earth cats do that too, you know. [Of course he knows, he was the cutest mischievous kitty some time ago.]

[Now that sounds intimidating, specially if you are bothered by loud noises.]

Ah, I see. Interesting. [Blurr looks down at himself. he has barely no armor, much less a mobile one.] I can use my radio, it's better than anything.

[He snickers, clearly joking.] Some other in my universe do have more useful kibbles, though.

[namesnotprowl]

I do. Was why one of my old friends called me RC. [It just happened to be even more relevant after he had a turn as small and furry.]

I know. Wings and jets in their boots and such. [He does know Dirge after all. Very well~]

Though your antenna is rather adorable, I have t'say.

[raceme]

RC? [Now he wonders about the name.]

That's how it works yes. All the Starscream ^{and his clones} have those, there aren't flyer autobots in my world. [Unless you count the twins, and those were genetically engineered.]

My ante...? Ah, you mean the spike in my head. [It's really sensitive, but Blurr keeps that to himself.] Why, thanks.

[namesnotprowl]

It's short for 'Robot Cat'.

Aside from those two... Jetfire and Jetstorm, innit? I knew them a little; sweet kids. Though I'm sure you make up for the lack of flight pretty well.

Mm-hmm. That bit exactly. 'S cute.

[raceme]

Oh! Ahaha. Really cute.

Yes, the twins are something special. [Blurr never talked to them all that much, ebcause they were under Sentinel's care, but he was fond of the pair.]

Nnnnooooooooooisssnotcute! [It's manly as hell :U]

[namesnotprowl]

You're gonna make my facial plating heat up~

They are. Hope things go well for them, back on your world. It's the very least they deserve. [He was fond of them if only because they were about as fond of his Blackout as he was.]

So adorable.
[Trololololol.]

[raceme]

I take that as a challenge.

Me too. I wish I could see them again. You were good friends I take it? [As good a reason as any.]

[If his spike could twitch it would be doling that.]

I-I'm no a^dorable. See? it's pointy and sharp, see? Very intimidating. [Lol no.]

[STOPPP!!!( ◣ ﹏◢)]

[namesnotprowl]

Mm, a task for Sisyphus himself. I wish you luck, in that case.

They were better friends with a comrade of mine; a helicopter by the name of Blackout. We... bonded over mutual concern for him.

[Barricade can't help but snicker.]

Oh yes, very scary.

[He starts laughing. Nope. Couldn't do it with a straight face.]

1/5

[raceme]

W-who's Sisyphus? I can't say I've heard of him. Er her? It?

He existed _{in my} world too and fell at the Great War's end. BLACKOUT was larger than any other Decepticon. [Which means that he was a giant compared to Blurr.]

[Whatever Blurr was going to say next it get's forgotten.]

...

2/5

[raceme]

...

3/5

[raceme]

...

4/5

[raceme]

...

[raceme]

I could be intimidating too, you know, just like you. If I wanted.

[namesnotprowl]

A fella punished by human gods to forever try to roll a boulder up a hill, only to fail when in sight of his goal. He is the patron of impossible tasks.

[Though he loses it at Blurr's indignation. Ohh you're cute now, too.]

Can you? I'd like t'see that.

[raceme]

That seems so unfair. Ilikehimalready.

[It was a very unmanly indignation too.]

I could.Somehow. But Id probably scare you too much so I don't do it. You know, FOR YOU.

[namesnotprowl]

T'be fair, the Greek gods usually punished those deserving it. Even if it was for just slighting said gods.

Heh. Well I appreciate your temperance.

[raceme]

And what did Sisyphus do to deserve the god's anger?

You are very welcome. [Smileeee~]

[namesnotprowl]

He chained the god of death, so no one could die. The god of war didn't appreciate it very much. Nevermind that a human caught a god.

[raceme]

Why humans need a god to die, though?

[namesnotprowl]

The god of death also ruled the underworld, and they wanted t'think there was something good waiting for them after they perished if they were decent people.

The story of Sisyphus was a myth. A cautionary tale; don't think you can outsmart the forces of nature, because it's impossible. A Sisyphean task.

[raceme]

I see. Human religion is quite interesting.

Kinda sad too.

[namesnotprowl]

Some of it, yes. A lot of it's... based in hope, really.

And in understanding the universe. Their gods made the ocean and land and all the creatures on it. They brought rain and made crops grow healthy. It wasn't all sad.