Knock Out (
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re_alignment2013-06-09 02:12 am
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[Video - Solus Temple] New Opening!
[Get out your popcorn, mechs, ladies and gentlemen because you are getting a show to watch. And who’s hosting that? Why yes, your two
Ehem. [Knock Out sports a huge grin and looks pretty darn proud of himself, meanwhile Barricade is leaning against a berth with his arms crossed, a smirk on his face.]
It came to our attention that keeping all your medical resources as well as all your doctors in the same place at the same time is the worse idea anyone ever had since Starscream decided that stiletto heels were trendy.
[Knock Out could recite a long list of bad decisions that Starscream made, but that's neither here nor there.] We would like you all to be the first to know that the new clinic is currently open.
Don’t worry, we’re still in Solus’s temple – just in a different spot. Now with our facility you’ve got one-stop shoppin’ f’r all your upgrade needs. And if someone happened to pop your arm off and beat you with it, we’d be happy to re-attach it and get those nasty dents out. Even touch up your paint.
Now, time for a virtual visit.
[Knock Out pats the head of the droid holding the camera gently and it starts moving around the clinic for people to see how it looks. Flonne smiels and waves at the camera when it walks past the reception desk.
There's a ridiculous amount of pristine walls and white floors, and the space is big. Way bigger than it was intended to be at first, sorry Solus, Knock Out got a bit trigger happy when it came to knock down a few walls.]
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Not happening. I'll let you help me test the stuff, but that's about it wheels. I may like you, but I don't like you so much to share anything that might contain something as personal as my venom.
[She huffs and crosses her claws beneath her chest plate.]
...I haven't a clue if that double headed idiot is still here and I don't care either.
[Okay, maybe she cares a little for the simple fact that it was good to have another Predacon around. Especially an idiot one at that.]
You find me volunteers, I don't scratch the finish. Besides, you're too good looking to be my usual dodo of a test subject.
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[That only brings attention to her chest, forgive Knock Out as he tilts his head at her reaction.]
No, I can tell you don't. Were you two close back in your world? Perhaps he got himself killed, I wouldn't put it pass Prowl to use any sort of excuse to punish what he calls a 'criminal'.
[It's adorable, in a tsundere kind of way. At her last reply, though, Knock Out is not sure if he should feel offended or praised. He doesn't really like to follow orders for a long time.]
I'm sure we can work on it. Besides, what's in it for me? Finding someone without anybody noticing takes skill. You are lucky I'm very good when it comes to kidnapping people. [Knock Out that's not something you should be proud of.]
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[She could care less if he's staring right now.]
Not even close. He was just a good stooge for when I needed to move something or needed a moron to be a shield.
What's in it for you huh? Does working with a beautiful and deadly spider count? You get to the fun job of inflicting torture and potentially pain on unsuspecting victims.
[She's definitely not bothered by the lack of morals. She doesn't exactly have very many to begin with.]
Of course, if that isn't enough, I could let you develop an antidote for one or two of the mixtures. If you're interested of course.
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Morons make good shields, I will give you that. [Then he chuckles.] I will think about it. I'm pretty busy with the clinic, but I am interested. And who doesn't enjoy working with a beautiful and deadly partner?
[Morals are for people with no sense of fun.]
That works.
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[Morals are too restricting and Blackarachnia hates that.]
I thought you might like that.
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Pff morals. Those are not for them.]
I do. Now, I need to get back to the clinic. We will have some more visitors today that I can't ignore. [He moves forward to carefully grab one of her claws and give a polite kiss, like a gentleman.] It was a pleasure.
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[Exactly. Leave the morals to the Maximals and Autobots. They can play with them to their little spark's content.
Blackarachnia just smirks as he kisses her claw. Such a gentleman~. Careful Knock Out, gaining her affections can be just as deadly as gaining her ire.]
Then don't let me keep you big bot. I'll be around.