[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

Comments

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[That is... not a word he knows. Have some blank staring.]

Is that a yes or a no?

[Video]

[perfavore]

[Ugh, he had a feeling this would be difficult. He'll try to be as simplistic in his speech as possible.]

Score.

What does this word mean?

We do not play much games.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a pretty loud gasp.]

You don't know what scoring means?! Impossible! I won't have it.

[Then let him tell you! Because, you know, he's just the BEST teacher.]

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[perfavore]

[He folds his arms, those wings twitching a bit in interest.]

I would research it by internet, but I fear there is no connection on this planet. Do explain, orso.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Sir, there is no need for name calling! I am a bear, not a ...whatever you said.

I'll be more than happy to tell you, but how about some manners, buster?

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[perfavore]

...

[Okay, he puts his fingers to his eyes in slight disgruntlement.]

That means bear, idiota.

Now tell me.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[What did he tell you about name calling, GOSH]

Say please!

[Video]

[perfavore]

...Per Fav-

Please.

[English is just easier with this one.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Much better.

[Ahem]

Scoring is the thing humans do when they like each other a whole lot. It usually involves some kinda stud hunt and smooching. If you're really lucky, you might even hold hands.

[His eyebrows wiggle, which is quite impressive since he doesn't have any.]

1/3 [Video]

[perfavore]

...

[Video]

[perfavore]

[He takes a step back, putting a hand to his helm.]

dio mio...

3/3 [Video]

[perfavore]

You are speaking of relationships.

[Thanks captain obvious.]

Yes. We possess the ability, although some of us lack the... finesse.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

That's okay, I can teach you.

[Oh god...]

[Video]

[perfavore]

[Oh god, Teddie...]

I am not in the latter category.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh...

So who'd you score with?!

[Video]

[perfavore]

...[Those wings twitch.]

Plenty back on my home planet. I was...quite popular.

I have never had anything steady.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a bit of a giggle as he covers his mouth with his paw.]

You got dumped.

[Video]

[perfavore]

[!! No, that's what just happened back home. Not previously. STILL ON THE MARK THOUGH.]

You misunderstand. I had...what do humans call it..."one night stands."

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

...Why would you only stand during one night?

[Video]

[perfavore]

Ngh...it means you only score for one night. And never see them again.

Is this making sense?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh. I don't think I want to do that kinda scoring. You can have all my standing ones, I won't use 'em.

[Video]

[perfavore]

It is not...literal standing!

[UGH HOW DOES THIS BEAR FUNCTION.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[FOREVER A MYSTERY]

Then they should call it a one night sit!

[Video]

[perfavore]

[WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM?! HE'S THE ALIEN.]

Why is this important??

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I have no idea!