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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[kingofthetvworld]

Yup, all the time! Humans are real smooching machines.

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[thxforthememories]

What does that mean?

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[kingofthetvworld]

That they smooch a lot.

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[thxforthememories]

And what does that mean?

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[kingofthetvworld]

You know... it's when you pucker up your lips and give a big smooch on the cheek. What's the other word for it... Uh.... Kiss?

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[thxforthememories]

Kiss... Put your mouth on someone else...?

Why?

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[kingofthetvworld]

...

[You know, he never thought about it.]

It's just what humans do.

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[thxforthememories]

... But why? What's the reason for it?

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[kingofthetvworld]

I...

[He stops to think.]

I...I don't know. Sorry.

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[thxforthememories]

You don't know why it happens... so why are you asking us if we do it or not?

[He's not trying to sound accusatory, just curious.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

It's a thing humans do... and I'm trying to be more like humans... They make a big deal out of it, so I just figured it's important.

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[thxforthememories]

[Trying to be more human... Well, yes, that seems important.]

Why not ask why they do it?

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[kingofthetvworld]

I guess I never thought to.

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[thxforthememories]

You should.

... I would like to know, as well.

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[kingofthetvworld]

Not to worry, buddy. I'll tell you as soon as I find out! You can always count on Teddie.

...but not too much.

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[thxforthememories]

Teddie?

Is that what they call you?

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[kingofthetvworld]

Yes indeedy! Sometimes they even call me 'dashing'~ Although that's usually from all the girls.

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[thxforthememories]

Girl human beings?

[Or girl... whatever you are, sir.]

But you aren't human. Why would human beings call you 'dashing'?

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[kingofthetvworld]

How rude. You don't have to be human to be dashing, I'm living proof of that.

...I can also look human if I take off my head. I guess that helps, too.

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[thxforthememories]

I-- [Oh good job, ninjabot, you just insulted a... something.] I wasn't trying to be rude. I was only curious.

... take off your... head?

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[kingofthetvworld]

Yeah, there's a zipper. Didn't you see it? It's what keeps my head from falling off.

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[thxforthememories]

I didn't know what that was... I thought it was just part of your design.

But, if you're that badly damaged, you should see an engineer.

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[kingofthetvworld]

Wha, why? That's how it's supposed to be.

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[thxforthememories]

But...

Why would your head... why would you need it to come off?

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[kingofthetvworld]

...I dunno, it's just always been like that. I can't complain, though, it helps me get out when I feel like being human.