re_alignment | [Video]

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✘ persona 4 | teddie

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[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[a brief optic widening moment and then]

Sure we do. What do you think we're doing when we're not fighting or whining about fighting?

The only one I know who doesn't score is Bumblebee.

Well, duh. Bees sting, who would wanna score with a bumblebee?

[He's a real smarty.]

That's exactly it.

You know, you catch on pretty quick, for not being a robot.

But of course. Bears are the smartest creature in the animal kingdom, after all.

[He knows this because he just made it up.]

Sounds like a clean sweep, to me. Who's your competition? Humans?

[Yes he is encouraging this]

[You're terrible, Starscream.]

Humans are animals?

[HE'LL MAKE A DECEPTICON OF TEDDIE YET]

Uh huh. Not as sophisticated as bears, of course. [what is he even talking about he's never met a bear before now what a punk] But they can't help the way they live, don't be too hard on them.

But I like the way they live. They got refrigerators!

[Clearly this is a huge factor. I mean, come on. Refrigerators.]

That's not going to help you score.

Wait, y-you know what will? Tell me! You gotta, it's in the rules!

[That he just made up.]

Help a bear out.

Okay. First lesson in scoring - act cool. Even if you don't feel sure of yourself, you have to pretend you know exactly what you're doing. People respond to confidence. Even if they don't like you, they'll respect you, and respect is the foundation of scoring. And never praise anything that isn't something you came up with. You're the leader of the squad, not a follower. Followers don't score.

[He nods as if he understands, not like it can be seen, though.]

That's... that's right! That would explain why Sensei can score but Yosuke never does... You sure do know a lot, buddy.

Friends of yours? [jovially] Thanks for noticing. Not many people are smart enough to recognize how quick my processor is.

[No, Bumblebee just watches OTHER people score.

On his car hood.

Weirdo.]

[It's so true]

...I.did.NOT.need.that.mental.image.

Is it my fault you have a good imagination? [Yes. Yes it is.]

Sorry. [He's not.]

No but it's your fault that you suggest such traumatic and inappropriate things.

Noyouarenot. [Yeah, Blurr knows you better than that.]

Okay, okay.

Sincere apology time.

[a long long pause as he gets his srs apology face on]

I'm really sorry I made you picture Bumblebee in intimate detail. Probably with Optimus.

[WHOOP]

AUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [You are a horrible mech, Starscream]

Rude, that doesn't sound like "I forgive you".

[It doesn't help that age one the Bumblebee in his universe is like 10 and Optimus is much older than that.

/NOPE.avi

Not a proper reply just some more howling because UUUGHHHH WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?]

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comment not here I'm so sorry

LMAO

STARSCREAM WHY

HE TAKES EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO DISS ON THAT BOT

YUP. IT'S ALWAYS FUN

Bee deserves it!!

He's not so bad, just a bit annoying

ndjkfgnjkdsg poor blurr

He's suffering a lot of trauma right now