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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Blink.]

Huh? No, I think it's just smooching. You know, stuff like that.

[vandalization]

Just kissing? Sounds kind of lame.

[kingofthetvworld]

W-W-Wha--no! It's not lame! It's awesome! They do it on TV all the time, how can it be lame?

[vandalization]

"Scoring" usually means you get laid, buddy.

[kingofthetvworld]

Then I must score a lot cause I lay down all the time.

...Or is it lie down?

[vandalization]

... Oh honey.

Never mind, okay?

[She wont destroy your innocence more than she has.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's so confused right now, good idea.]

If you say so...

[vandalization]

[You poor precious thing.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Well, as long as he has you on this thing.]

What's your name?

[He doesn't find this awkward at all.]

[vandalization]

Call me Vandal. What about you?

[kingofthetvworld]

They call me Teddie, king of the TV World.

[It's such an original name, he knows.]

[vandalization]

Huh... nice to meet you, Teddie.

TV World?

[kingofthetvworld]

...

[Wait, oops.]

I mean, no! Forget that part.

[vandalization]

Uh... kay.

So why are you so uh... concerned with "scoring"?

[kingofthetvworld]

I heard about it awhile ago. It seemed like a big deal, so I want to be a part of it.

[vandalization]

That's no reason to want to kiss someone. It's supposed to be because you like them.

[kingofthetvworld]

But I do like them. A whole lot, too. You have no idea how much I wish they were here.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it sound so bad.

[vandalization]

Ahhhh okay that makes more sense. No worries.

So you like them so much you want to sc-

Er. Kiss them? You usually start by just telling them how you feel.

[kingofthetvworld]

Ohhh, I'm pretty sure they know how I feel.

[vandalization]

Well then you're like. Halfway there!

[kingofthetvworld]

Hooray, and that also means I have half less work to do. So what's the next step?

[vandalization]

Well, usually you do something nice for them. Take them on a date or give them a special gift.

[kingofthetvworld]

!! Well this just keeps getting easier and easier. I've been on several dates already, oh man, they were great. In fact, we'd all go as a big group. ...They never did want to go on any alone, though...

[vandalization]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah you don't go on dates as a group.

[kingofthetvworld]

Why not? There's more girls that way.