[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

Comments

[vandalization]

Just kissing? Sounds kind of lame.

[kingofthetvworld]

W-W-Wha--no! It's not lame! It's awesome! They do it on TV all the time, how can it be lame?

[vandalization]

"Scoring" usually means you get laid, buddy.

[kingofthetvworld]

Then I must score a lot cause I lay down all the time.

...Or is it lie down?

[vandalization]

... Oh honey.

Never mind, okay?

[She wont destroy your innocence more than she has.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's so confused right now, good idea.]

If you say so...

[vandalization]

[You poor precious thing.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Well, as long as he has you on this thing.]

What's your name?

[He doesn't find this awkward at all.]

[vandalization]

Call me Vandal. What about you?

[kingofthetvworld]

They call me Teddie, king of the TV World.

[It's such an original name, he knows.]

[vandalization]

Huh... nice to meet you, Teddie.

TV World?

[kingofthetvworld]

...

[Wait, oops.]

I mean, no! Forget that part.

[vandalization]

Uh... kay.

So why are you so uh... concerned with "scoring"?

[kingofthetvworld]

I heard about it awhile ago. It seemed like a big deal, so I want to be a part of it.

[vandalization]

That's no reason to want to kiss someone. It's supposed to be because you like them.

[kingofthetvworld]

But I do like them. A whole lot, too. You have no idea how much I wish they were here.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it sound so bad.

[vandalization]

Ahhhh okay that makes more sense. No worries.

So you like them so much you want to sc-

Er. Kiss them? You usually start by just telling them how you feel.

[kingofthetvworld]

Ohhh, I'm pretty sure they know how I feel.

[vandalization]

Well then you're like. Halfway there!

[kingofthetvworld]

Hooray, and that also means I have half less work to do. So what's the next step?

[vandalization]

Well, usually you do something nice for them. Take them on a date or give them a special gift.

[kingofthetvworld]

!! Well this just keeps getting easier and easier. I've been on several dates already, oh man, they were great. In fact, we'd all go as a big group. ...They never did want to go on any alone, though...

[vandalization]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah you don't go on dates as a group.

[kingofthetvworld]

Why not? There's more girls that way.

[vandalization]

More isn't necessarily better. _{Unless you're into that.}

But you need to just have one, on her own, make her feel special. Tell her she matters. And make sure you're telling the truth when you say that, too. Stay with her and talk to her.