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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[my_own_trope]

[Sure beats dark energon, I'll give you that. Didn't even get him buzzed]

I think I'm beginning to understand what you're implying...

[Now listen here, cub. Back in his day they didn't use no newfangled synonym talk. Back when you had to WALK up mountains because Tcogs hadn't even been invented yet, an interface was an interface!]

[kingofthetvworld]

I'd sure hope so, I don't really feel like explaining it again. So, have you ever scored, gramps? Any conscience grandchildren I should be aware about?

[He's he being serious?! Who knows!]

1/2

[my_own_trope]

[Give him a second. He needs to get over the mental hurdle of: yeah, some people get jiggy for the purposes of reproduction.
Gross.]

I died a little on the inside typing this

[my_own_trope]

[...]

Like you can't even begin to imagine~.

But there simply isn't enough room in this tiny little head of yours to house all my considerable spawn.

[Give him a second to shudder after saying that because the idea of passing on his genetic material in THAT fashion is just. so. _{ugggggghuhuhu.} D: ]

oops!

[kingofthetvworld]

[It's okay, Starscream. Teddie doesn't actually know how babies are made anyway. He just knows it involves scoring somehow now.

...So really, it's your own fault.]

My head isn't small! It's big and beautiful and you're just too dumb to realize it!

[my_own_trope]

[Welcome to his life.]

It could certainly do with some redecorating in here. It's so stuffy and cramped.

[kingofthetvworld]

That's because it's filled with my big, beautiful super brain! ...And maybe some other stuff, I dunno how heads work.

[He can't even get a decent x-ray to see for himself, yeesh.]

Look what a good conscience you've scored!

[my_own_trope]

You obviously don't. There's garbage everywhere. You should really stop thinking such dirty thoughts all the time.



Oh. I seem to have found a cobweb.

[kingofthetvworld]

T-That's not my fault! It's Yosuke who watches all those naughty TV shows, not me.

...W-Wait, what?! Cobwebs?! Now you're just being cruel, I happen to take bear-y good care of my head!

[my_own_trope]

The cobwebs beg to differ. And look, now I've even found a spider.

[/Tsks]

[kingofthetvworld]

Spi--THERE ARE SPIDERS IN MY HEAD!!

[Enjoy yourself, Starscream, because he just got up to run around like an idiot in a poor attempt to get the 'spiders' out of his head. There's a whole lot of screaming...

And a whole bunch of running into things...]

I am so sorry

[my_own_trope]

[Cackling]

You might want to dig them out. Try using something sharp~.

NO YOU'RE NOT

[kingofthetvworld]

[He can't hear you, he's... he's beating his head against a wall.

Not that it can be seen on audio, but it does make an adorable squeaking noise with every smack.]

I was. For a couple of seconds and everything!

[my_own_trope]

[He's just going to laugh and laugh and laugh away. And because he has this bad habit of monologue to an empty audience:]

Oh, I'm keeping this one.