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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[kingofthetvworld]

I'd sure hope so, I don't really feel like explaining it again. So, have you ever scored, gramps? Any conscience grandchildren I should be aware about?

[He's he being serious?! Who knows!]

1/2

[my_own_trope]

[Give him a second. He needs to get over the mental hurdle of: yeah, some people get jiggy for the purposes of reproduction.
Gross.]

I died a little on the inside typing this

[my_own_trope]

[...]

Like you can't even begin to imagine~.

But there simply isn't enough room in this tiny little head of yours to house all my considerable spawn.

[Give him a second to shudder after saying that because the idea of passing on his genetic material in THAT fashion is just. so. _{ugggggghuhuhu.} D: ]

oops!

[kingofthetvworld]

[It's okay, Starscream. Teddie doesn't actually know how babies are made anyway. He just knows it involves scoring somehow now.

...So really, it's your own fault.]

My head isn't small! It's big and beautiful and you're just too dumb to realize it!

[my_own_trope]

[Welcome to his life.]

It could certainly do with some redecorating in here. It's so stuffy and cramped.

[kingofthetvworld]

That's because it's filled with my big, beautiful super brain! ...And maybe some other stuff, I dunno how heads work.

[He can't even get a decent x-ray to see for himself, yeesh.]

Look what a good conscience you've scored!

[my_own_trope]

You obviously don't. There's garbage everywhere. You should really stop thinking such dirty thoughts all the time.



Oh. I seem to have found a cobweb.

[kingofthetvworld]

T-That's not my fault! It's Yosuke who watches all those naughty TV shows, not me.

...W-Wait, what?! Cobwebs?! Now you're just being cruel, I happen to take bear-y good care of my head!

[my_own_trope]

The cobwebs beg to differ. And look, now I've even found a spider.

[/Tsks]

[kingofthetvworld]

Spi--THERE ARE SPIDERS IN MY HEAD!!

[Enjoy yourself, Starscream, because he just got up to run around like an idiot in a poor attempt to get the 'spiders' out of his head. There's a whole lot of screaming...

And a whole bunch of running into things...]

I am so sorry

[my_own_trope]

[Cackling]

You might want to dig them out. Try using something sharp~.

NO YOU'RE NOT

[kingofthetvworld]

[He can't hear you, he's... he's beating his head against a wall.

Not that it can be seen on audio, but it does make an adorable squeaking noise with every smack.]

I was. For a couple of seconds and everything!

[my_own_trope]

[He's just going to laugh and laugh and laugh away. And because he has this bad habit of monologue to an empty audience:]

Oh, I'm keeping this one.