[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

Comments

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

And how many have you tried?

[Private]

[vandalization]

Don't you think that's a little personal?

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Not with the way you answer questions.

You could've been a politician.

[Private]

[vandalization]

Not sure if I'm insulted or flattered.

But yeah, you don't need to hear about my sex life.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Because you don't have one.

[Private] /CRIES LAUGHING

[vandalization]

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

[Private] dsFGDFKgdfgdfg oh my god I love them

[ex_dishonestly997]

No, but thanks for confirming it.

You know who you should date? Drift.

[Private] /DIES

[vandalization]

WHAT?! He's taken!

Also he's a robot. Also out of my league. And my best friend.

And.

Also fuck you.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

All the things I do for you. Looking out for your health when you try to live in cardboard boxes, privatizing this conversation so you're not embarrassed talking about human mating rituals, trying to set you up with decent mechs...

And how do you thank me? With rudeness.

[Private]

[vandalization]

I don't need setting up. I'm perfectly fine on my own. And I definitely don't need you meddling so much in my business.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

You'll thank me later, I guarantee it.

[Private]

[vandalization]

Starscream...

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Is this the part where you beg me not to embarrass you in front of your spark-crush?

[Private]

[vandalization]

Starscream, I do not have a crush. Getting with a giant robot, or anyone for that matter, is the last thing on my mind.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

So after you prove you're not scared, helpless or cute, then you'll think about hooking up with him?

[Private]

[vandalization]

I don't think of him like that. How the shit would I hook up with a giant goddamn robot, anyways?

Even if I did, I don't want to get in the way of whatever he has going on with Wing.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

You're the expert, you tell me.

....Wing? [oh this is priceless] How did that come up?

[Private]

[vandalization]

I'm not an expert on this bullshit, okay?

Look, it's not. Like. Just. Shut up, okay? I swear to god.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

...I think you've given me an idea.

[Private]

[vandalization]

... Starscream no.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

[QUICK STARSCREAM COVER UP YOUR REAL IDEA WITH A SLIGHTLY LESS BRILLIANT ONE]

I'm thinking if everyone's careful, a threeway just comes down to logistics.

[Private]

[vandalization]

You're a piece of fucking work.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Do you think I'm kidding?

[Private]

[vandalization]

Yeah, actually.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

I never kid. [but he does lie. A lot.]