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[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Wow Cybertron, how long has it been since Crow's bothered the network? A day or so? Well, Crow figures it's time he did it again.

The robot looks more worse for wear, if you define worse for wear as shell-shocked. Because shell-shocked describes the robot pretty well...among other words.

The robot stares straight into the screen until words finally manage to tumble out of his system.]

That was the worst date ever. Never ever EVER date a glove.

[That's all he needed to say before he flipped this communicator off. Anyone know what that was about?]

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[4_toteachus]

I had you put back together again, didn't I?

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh what, does that mean if I need to do some knitting I can just borrow some thread from you?

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[4_toteachus]

My thread isn't appropriate for knitting.

...I promise not to do it to you again next time?

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

What do you mean next time? Unless you're planning to have a Clarice/Hannibal relationship, it ain't gonna happen.

[And there's no way you can convince him, yup, sure.]

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[4_toteachus]

Well I do owe you a kiss I suppose.

But if you don't want it, then I'm fine with that.

I'll show you my bouncy house someday!

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

[...did someone say bouncyhouse.]

...well you do owe me.

But we're going with a chaperone, ok?! No more strange robots touching my insides.

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[4_toteachus]

I think we can find a chaperone.

But you don't need to worry, I've already learned what I wanted from the examination.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Spockwave doesn't count.

If you're gonna look inside me, at least wait till the third date.

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[4_toteachus]

We could just hang out in a populated area if you're still worried.

Or you can come see my room at Liege's Temple. It's been a while since I visited there.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Your room? Is that like your secret dungeon?

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again".

[Sorry, Four, but he is a bot with a taste for references.]

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[4_toteachus]

?????

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

...yet again ANOTHER movie you need to see.

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[deadlydoctor]

[Guess WHO got that reference.]

Chill, Miss Starling. You are confusing the little lady.

If you need a proper check up after the experience I will give it to you. Doctor and all, you know.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Ok ok, but these guys REALLY need to watch movies.

...could you?

[deadlydoctor]

I totally agree. Too bad there aren't many available here.

I just offered, didn't it? I promise not to cut you open, even.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah thank goodness you're not a mad scientist. Had plenty of that back home.

[deadlydoctor]

Mad scientist doesn't look this good. How so? Did you work with them or you were on their table?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

If by 'on the table' you mean 'launched into space to watch bad movies'.

[Video] - threadjack~

[angleofscience]

Four. I want your location. [Not even a request. Don't make him hack the feed to backtrace it.]

We need to have a talk about proper procedures and ethics in regards to science.

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[4_toteachus]

[Oh. That doesn't sound good. Four's instantly worried, no one's ever talked to her in that tone before. Well, besides One, but One talks to everyone like that.]

...I'm with Shockwave right now.

Inside his chest cavity actually.

Do you want me to meet you somewhere...?

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[angleofscience]

[Nope, not good at all, young lady. And he should probably have expected that reply. Well. Sort of.]

In...? [He trails off, shaking his helm.]

Yes, please. Wherever's more convenient for you, as I'll undoubtedly have an easier time to get to you, unless you have your transport nearby.

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[4_toteachus]

He lets me stay in here as long as I don't touch anything important.

I still have that hover device you made for me. I can meet you where you want me.

...Am I in trouble?

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[angleofscience]

Interesting spot to choose, but I suppose that keeps you out of harm's way as long as you don't get stuck in something.

[Then his optics narrow a little and his mouth flattens out.]

You could say that. At the least we don't vivisect people, Four. [He could go into it further, but it might be easier to have a complete discussion about it when he can talk to her in person.]

I suppose I should have expected something like this to happen, considering it's Shockwave, but still... [He rubs his chin.]

If you're inside Shockwave I assume you're in Liege's quadrant, reasonably near the temple, so meet me on this terrace. [Have some coordinates.]

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[4_toteachus]

[Oh, is that what this is about? This genuinely confuses Four a little, since neither Shockwave or Tarn would have a problem with what she's doing. Oh dear.]

I'll be there :(

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[angleofscience]

Thank you.

[Perhaps a bit of a talk will make her less confused. At least after that she can make... informed choices of how far she wants to go, with all it entails.]