[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Wow Cybertron, how long has it been since Crow's bothered the network? A day or so? Well, Crow figures it's time he did it again.

The robot looks more worse for wear, if you define worse for wear as shell-shocked. Because shell-shocked describes the robot pretty well...among other words.

The robot stares straight into the screen until words finally manage to tumble out of his system.]

That was the worst date ever. Never ever EVER date a glove.

[That's all he needed to say before he flipped this communicator off. Anyone know what that was about?]

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[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh what, does that mean if I need to do some knitting I can just borrow some thread from you?

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

My thread isn't appropriate for knitting.

...I promise not to do it to you again next time?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

What do you mean next time? Unless you're planning to have a Clarice/Hannibal relationship, it ain't gonna happen.

[And there's no way you can convince him, yup, sure.]

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

Well I do owe you a kiss I suppose.

But if you don't want it, then I'm fine with that.

I'll show you my bouncy house someday!

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[...did someone say bouncyhouse.]

...well you do owe me.

But we're going with a chaperone, ok?! No more strange robots touching my insides.

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

I think we can find a chaperone.

But you don't need to worry, I've already learned what I wanted from the examination.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Spockwave doesn't count.

If you're gonna look inside me, at least wait till the third date.

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

We could just hang out in a populated area if you're still worried.

Or you can come see my room at Liege's Temple. It's been a while since I visited there.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Your room? Is that like your secret dungeon?

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again".

[Sorry, Four, but he is a bot with a taste for references.]

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

?????

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...yet again ANOTHER movie you need to see.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

[Guess WHO got that reference.]

Chill, Miss Starling. You are confusing the little lady.

If you need a proper check up after the experience I will give it to you. Doctor and all, you know.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Ok ok, but these guys REALLY need to watch movies.

...could you?

[deadlydoctor]

I totally agree. Too bad there aren't many available here.

I just offered, didn't it? I promise not to cut you open, even.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah thank goodness you're not a mad scientist. Had plenty of that back home.

[deadlydoctor]

Mad scientist doesn't look this good. How so? Did you work with them or you were on their table?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

If by 'on the table' you mean 'launched into space to watch bad movies'.

[deadlydoctor]

That's a new one.


What sort of bad movies? [Ko's priorities, ladies and gentlemen.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[The best priorities.]

Uh movies like Monster A Go Go, Killer Shrews, and Manos...dear god, Manos.

[deadlydoctor]

I haven't seen any of those, which sounds like a pity. Why was Manos to bad?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh god where do I start? Ok first off, nothing happens. The beginning? It's just endless driving to bad Peruvian band music! And then when we get to the plot and it's JUST.SO.BORING.

[deadlydoctor]

Bad muscia dn bad plot. I think that combination could only be topped if Starscream were one of the actors.