[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Wow Cybertron, how long has it been since Crow's bothered the network? A day or so? Well, Crow figures it's time he did it again.

The robot looks more worse for wear, if you define worse for wear as shell-shocked. Because shell-shocked describes the robot pretty well...among other words.

The robot stares straight into the screen until words finally manage to tumble out of his system.]

That was the worst date ever. Never ever EVER date a glove.

[That's all he needed to say before he flipped this communicator off. Anyone know what that was about?]

Comments

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Mnnnope.

Anyway, is this what you giant robots do all the time? Dissect each other?

Cause from what I believed, I expected cheesy one-liners and animation errors.

[video]

[angleofscience]

[You get an arched, confused look for the last comment, even as Jetfire's expression darkens and he shakes his helm.]

While most realities are caught in civil war, scientific experiments of... ah, seriously questionable ethical and moral standing is not what most of us do, no.

I've noticed Shockwave seems to engage in them quite a bit, however.

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah Spockwave kinda seems like the type, that or a vaccuum cleaner with his weird arm.

[video]

[angleofscience]

[He shouldn't, but he snorts.]

Er, while I'm... ah, uncertain what the Shockwave here transforms into, though it might be a tank of some sort, the one in my reality transforms into a gun, of which the cannon on his arm is the main barrel.

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...yeah well, a vacuum would be better.

This place needs a Hoover and I don't mean the president.

[video]

[angleofscience]

[President? Jetfire eyes Crow a bit confusedly, but doesn't ask about that.]

Cleaning supplies would usually be something you could attach to drones. Though I imagine, by the time this Cybertron is done being formed, it'll look vastly different.

[A frown briefly flickers over his faceplates and Jetfire looks down, the glow from his optics softening a little. Suddenly missing his Cybertron, and not the war-torn one either.]

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

A few trees and some Starbucks wouldn't hurt.

[It's Crow, better get used to it, Jetfire.]

[video]

[angleofscience]

Trees wouldn't have an optimal environment here, even if there'd be enough soil for them to take root in and... er... Starbucks?

[He has not a single clue what that is.]

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Ever heard of a greenhouse?

And yeah,a cute little coffee conglomerate!

[video]

[angleofscience]

I... can't say I have, no, for either of those things.

[He shakes his helm slowly, looking somewhat bemused.]

Prior to being removed from my reality, I had been awake on Earth for around a full day, and most of that time was spent dealing with a particularly... er, curious incident. Not much time to learn about Earth.

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well jeeze, where did you wake up, the north pole?

[video]

[angleofscience]

Err... not exactly. I believe the location I got buried by an avalanche in was a glacier on the southern... ah, Alaskan coast.

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Alaska, huh? And no people saw you?

[video]

[angleofscience]

Hmm, well. I crashed there... ah, at least two thousand and two hundred years ago. I doubt, if there were humans nearby then, that they would have had the capacity to uncover me when it happened.