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GUNMAX {BP-601} ([personal profile] badboybikerbot) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2014-02-04 12:25 am

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[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]
arnhaid: (I blew up a mother fuckin' planet.)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-05 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Think I can handle that much.
arnhaid: (All the things we might've done wrong.)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Just watch your step, kid.

Looks like your friends already found you. So... they've been here a while. Probably could give you better advice than an old war machine like me.
arnhaid: (Back in my day I sure did smolder)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Seems like a plan.
arnhaid: (I blew up a mother fuckin' planet.)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Just now, huh? Shows.
arnhaid: (Brood brood brood.)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly? You're talkin' to the leader of "bad improvised plans".
arnhaid: (Say wha huh now?)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Sometimes. Even when they kinda... blow up in your face.

Literally.
arnhaid: (Yeah I don't even get this shit no more)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... sure it is. 'Till the explosion's the turret you're sittin' in, anyway.
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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, how about blowin' up a lot?
arnhaid: (Yeah I don't even get this shit no more)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you got a repair bay to go back to.
arnhaid: (Damn kids get off my cyberlawn.)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's one option.
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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
All right, you got me there, kid.
arnhaid: (The battles you've won)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2014-02-06 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
That's what happens when you hit a couple million years old. You get a lotta stories nobody wants to listen to until they have explosions.

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