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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

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[arnhaid]

Think I can handle that much.

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[badboybikerbot]

I had a feeling you could.

Well, that's all I got. Any more advice, or am I on my own now?

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[arnhaid]

Just watch your step, kid.

Looks like your friends already found you. So... they've been here a while. Probably could give you better advice than an old war machine like me.

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[badboybikerbot]

Oh, I plan on squeezing every last bit of information out of them as I can.

[psh GUNMAX watching his step]

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[arnhaid]

Seems like a plan.

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[badboybikerbot]

It's a great plan. I put a lot of thought into it. Just now.

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[arnhaid]

Just now, huh? Shows.

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[badboybikerbot]

Tch. Nobody appreciated true genius.

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[arnhaid]

Honestly? You're talkin' to the leader of "bad improvised plans".

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[badboybikerbot]

But do they get the job done, is the real question.

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[arnhaid]

Uh. Sometimes. Even when they kinda... blow up in your face.

Literally.

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[badboybikerbot]

Ah come on, everything's better with explosions.

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[arnhaid]

Yeah... sure it is. 'Till the explosion's the turret you're sittin' in, anyway.

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[badboybikerbot]

Blowin' up a little builds character.

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[arnhaid]

Okay, how about blowin' up a lot?

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[badboybikerbot]

That's a trip to the repair bay and bragging rights.

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[arnhaid]

Only if you got a repair bay to go back to.

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[badboybikerbot]

Well if not, better get good at welding your own wounds back together real quick then, huh.

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[arnhaid]

Well, there's one option.

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[badboybikerbot]

Figure it's that or you're screwed.

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[arnhaid]

All right, you got me there, kid.

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[badboybikerbot]

Damn right.

One of these days, you're gonna have to tell me about some of your "bad improvised plans". You sound like you have a lot of stories.

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[arnhaid]

That's what happens when you hit a couple million years old. You get a lotta stories nobody wants to listen to until they have explosions.

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[badboybikerbot]

Wait, you're how old?

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[arnhaid]

That's uh. Complicated.

Few million years, at least.