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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

I didn't expect to. There's still the trust issues, after all.

[he shrugs, forgetting gunmax can't see him.] Try not to get hurt, in the mean time. I'd hate to have to watch you die on the basis you don't want me to "get my hands on you."

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Tch.

I'm sure I'll be fine.

[He just got here at least give him a week before he does something too stupid]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Considering Deckard made it clear the Brave Police are not from Cybertron and probably don't consume energon...

[he laughs again.] We'll see.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

[THANKS A LOT DECKARD]

Are all the medics as creepy as you are? Just wondering.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

[at least he didn't mention the AI thing?]

That's a matter of perspective.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

[GOOD Deckard won't get whacked in the head in that case]

I'm just gonna assume "yes".

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

[see, now he's wishing he'd stuck to audio only.]

If that is what you want to. I'm not the one who will drug you and pull your insides out, however.

voice

[badboybikerbot]

So you really do have mad scientists?

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Oh, yes! Ratchet is by far the worst!

[HAHA WHAT IS THIS.]

voice

[badboybikerbot]

What kinda mad scientist is named Ratchet?

[I. DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Maybe a stroke of irony? Don't let him near you, he'll drug you and pull out your insides!

[ratchet's ham fisted attempt at freaking gunmax out?]

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

How do you drug a robot, anyway?

[AH HAH i see now it is all clear to me]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

He's a medical genius, do you really want an explanation?

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Yes.

Yes I do.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

[well, now he's going to start talking about the various ways to make a robot unconscious.

quite graphically, too!]

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

[YEEEEP THAT'S JUST FULL OF LOVELY MENTAL IMAGES]

You know what, on second thought, nevermind.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Do tell me which method Ratchet uses on you!

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

You assume I'm going to let anyone mess with me.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

You can ingest energon, then?

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Hey. I'll get to it when I get to it.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

I hear starving to death is fun.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

[uuugh]

Look, who are you, anyway? You're starting to get on my nerves.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

I'm bored.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

That's an unfortunate name.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

I know! Every time I introduce myself people get all offended!