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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

...They might. Okay, they absolutely do. But... whatever, that's not important.

Look, not trying to be a jerk or anything, but I have no idea who you are, and I've never been here before.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

You can race here now, we are building roads.

[Knock Out really doesn't look all that surprised after hearing this.]

You were here before, you just don't remember. It's the Lambda's fault. There was a different me time ago and when I arrived people gave me the same greetings they are giving you now. I'm Knock Out.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Knock Out? Nice name.

I'm gonna have to find more information on this Lambda thing. It's not making any damn sense.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Thank you. [Have a charming smile.] I try to live up to it.

Basically it's a time-space portal and only brings people and bad things. Oh and it has a weird sense of humor.

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Right. I'll just take your word for it.

Gotta say, it's sense of humor isn't appreciated.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

You better.

Trust me, I know exactly how you feel. Try no to break your servos if you punch a wall.

Do you have a glyph again, I take it?

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Eh. Those walls never did anything to me, I figure I'll leave them out of this.

You mean this ugly thing on my arm, yeah?

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

You are taking it better than most.

Yes, that one. It will keep you sane. Literally. What color is it?

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty pissed off by this whole thing.

Black. At least it doesn't clash with my paint job. How's this supposed to keep me sane?

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

As you should be.

Those who arrive here without a mark eventually get mad and try to murder others. It hasn't happened in a long time but...Black Is Megatronus.

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Uh huh. well in that case, thank the creepy robot space gods for the funny tattoo.

Is there a problem with this Megatronus dude?

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

That's the attitude. They are gone by the way, they left not so long ago. Now we are on or own if something attack us again.

Depends. Do you enjoy violence?

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh goody, that sure was thoughtful of them.

I wouldn't say I enjoy it, but I was kinda built for fighting.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Technically they are fighting Unicron on their own way as well.

Then you will fit here perfectly.

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

What do you mean technically? They're either fighting this thing or they aren't.

Oh boy, just keep piling on the good news, buddy. I've always wanted to fit in on a giant robot battle planet that's run by giant robot demigods.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

I mean that they told us that but how are we supposed to know what is happening for real? They could be death already for all I know.

Don't forget the monsters and occasional epidemic. A true dream come true.

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

So really, they're no more impressive than anyone else around here.

See, monsters I get, but how the hell do robots get sick?

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Not as much as they think but Solus sure is an impressive lady. [A quite sexy one at that.]

We are not 'robots', we are autonomous robotic organism. There's a huge difference. We can get sick like any other living creature.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Impressive how?

Okay, so you're fancy robots. Whatever.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Big, strong looking, with a nice defined frame...[She's hot, okay? Knock Out is a big rack sort of mech.]

No one made us, we are not robots we are aliens.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh, so just her appearance is impressive. Gotcha.

So you're saying that you entire race of alien not-robots just blinked into existence one day? Sure.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Her appearance is the first thing you see but she's actually pretty smart and resourceful. A bit too serious but all the FirstForged are like that.

No, silly. Primus made us. Did you mess the memo about him and Unicron?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Sounds like a party.

[no they sound boring]

Someone mighta mentioned it. Don't really give a crap.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

You have no idea.

[Your sarcasm is wasted on knock Out, bro, he lives of it.]

It's only relevant when he's attacking us, you will notice when the time comes.

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Right. I think I'll just take your word for it.