[Private to Shadowmaru, Kagerou, and Gunmax]

[kungfugeek]

 [Because this is something that's far too important to consider waiting on.]


Oi! Losers! 



We're going golfing.



[Always a bot of few words, aren't you. Few...demanding words.]

Comments

[loborobo]

I was never tense in the first place.

So what, Kagerou and I against you and Gunmax?

[kungfugeek]

--

[He's about to protest being teamed up with Gunmax, but then his thoughts trail to his last session with Kagerou. And how he got whacked in the face.


And how that position was being replaced with Shadowmaru.]


Works for me.

[loborobo]

Good.

Any wagers?

[kungfugeek]

Hm. Loser has to do...something.


Something embarrassing.

[loborobo]

Hmm. Something embarrassing...

Whatever it is, it has to be broadcasted over the commlink, at the very least.

[kungfugeek]

Done deal.

Can't wait to see you losers on there, then. Whatever it is.

[loborobo]

Excuse me?

It'll be you and Gunmax. Not us.

[kungfugeek]

We'll see about that, doggie!


Okay, how about this. Loser that's you guys have to kiss on camera for the Link to see.


You and Kagebird.

[Just going to knock his fists together for the symbolism.]

Eh?

1/2

[loborobo]

K...Kiss...

[loborobo]

[Then he balls his hands into fists pumping them once.]

And if we win, which we will, you and Gunmax have to kiss for all of Haven to see too!!

GUNJACK

[badboybikerbot]

HEY! I never agreed to this!

[kungfugeek]

Oi! Don't chicken out now, Biker Boy!

[ESPECIALLY NOT IN FRONT OF THE ENEMY GAWWDDD]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh, I'm not chickening out. We're going to stomp them into the dirt, and then, I'm going to kick the crap out of you!

[loborobo]

[PSHAW.]

Uh no you're not, buttfuck.

We're gonna win.

[badboybikerbot]

LIKE HELL YOU ARE!

What's this!? Why does everyone call me that now!?

[kungfugeek]

Hey, I'm making victory SWEET for us!

[thxforthememories]

Wh--

What!

[kungfugeek]

Surprise!

[thxforthememories]

I didn't agree to that part!

[kungfugeek]

Shadowmaru wanted higher stakes.

[thxforthememories]

You can't just... have people randomly kissing each other!

That's what hookers do!

[loborobo]

C'mon, Kagerou.

We've got this in the bag.

[thxforthememories]

[Oh god. Oh Crazy Robot Space Gods--]

It's harder than it sounds!

[loborobo]

Eh? You've played it before?

[thxforthememories]

Yes.

I... hit Power Joe in the face.

Instead of the ball.