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[letmefixyou]

I have a problem.

Are you police force morons willing to help or have you abandoned all your morals along with civility?

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[thxforthememories]

[Thank goodness for Acolytes who can text for you when you're incorporeal.]

Why do YOU deserve help?

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[letmefixyou]

[ratchet saw that broadcast from shadowmaru. it gave him a good laugh.]

This message was intended for one of the more intelligent members. Not... whatever you are.

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[thxforthememories]

Whatever happened to you, you deserve.

Don't waste our time by begging.

[Thank goodness this is text so he can seethe silently behind the words.]

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[letmefixyou]

[people who take his obvious bait are his favourite kinds.]

This is hardly begging. It's a simple request.
I'm sure your lesser processor can compute that, at least.

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[thxforthememories]

It may as well be.

Anyone who would help you is a fool.

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[letmefixyou]

Well, I can see whoever's in charge of recruiting for the police force must've been offline the day you joined.

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[thxforthememories]

i have value

i have more value than you

youre just like prowl

you wont see it

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[letmefixyou]

You're so keen on proving your superiority over me.
Why is that, I wonder?

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[thxforthememories]

something like you is no better than a simple talking machine

those don't deserve to be let out among real living beings

i hate you

that's answer enough for you

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[letmefixyou]

I'm still not convinced this isn't just petty jealously.

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[thxforthememories]

Jealousy.

If you're so convinced I'm not capable of being alive, why would you assume I feel jealousy.

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[letmefixyou]

The same reason I'm shocked you fall for the most obvious bait, obviously.
I keep thinking as a police officer you'd be wary of suspects who lie, cheat and steal.
How disappointing.

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[thxforthememories]

I want you locked away forever! That's more than "being wary".

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[letmefixyou]

Far more than being wary. It's extended into a petulant, childish tantrum!

[maybe if he tries hard enough, he can goad this idiot into coming down to his cell.]

Well, and being a repulsive failure of anything even resembling a police officer. That would be more for Prowl to decide, however.

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[thxforthememories]

Make up your mind. Machines can't tantrum. Either you think I'm capable of emotion, or you don't. It can't be both!

I don't have anything to prove to Prowl.

[Even if he did go down there right now, he'd just ghost right on through.]

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[letmefixyou]

Of course you're capable of emotion. It's just not real.
It's almost sad, really. If it wasn't so funny.

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[thxforthememories]

That doesn't make any sense!

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[letmefixyou]

I'm saying I think your poorly emulated emotions are hilarious.
Because they're not real.
But you think they are.

[GUESS HOW WIDE HIS SHIT EATING GRIN IS RIGHT NOW]

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[thxforthememories]

You're going to rot away in that cell!

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[letmefixyou]

This is why you're my favourite.

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[thxforthememories]

I don't care.

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[letmefixyou]

You seem like you do.

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[thxforthememories]

It's hatred, nothing more.

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[letmefixyou]

Yet you keep replying to me.
Keep trying to prove yourself as better, I'm sure eventually you'll get it right.

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[thxforthememories]

I know I'm better.

I'm not afraid to show it.