[Audio] a little bit of back dating

[glass_secret]

Has everyone stopped acting crazy so that we can get back to whatever passes as normal around here? Yes? Good.

Just F-Y-I, what I said about wooden soldiers? Yeah, you can completely forget everything I said. I highly doubt they will making an appearance here. If they do, I will be very surprised.

[That whole post is actually embarrassing now that she looks back on it. Most of those wood guys are just disembodied heads sitting on shelves in the business office back home.]

[Locked to Blurr]

Blurr, sweetie? I have an idea I want to bounce off of you. You got a sec?

Comments

[glass_secret]

What happens when you're from a world where the evil mastermind is wood carver.

[heartdive]

Yeah... Gotta say that's not very intimidating.

[glass_secret]

You would think that at first. Then you realize you can't kill them, they feel no pain, and setting them on fire does shit because they're made of a hard wood that burns slowly. So, just imagine a whole army of soldiers, on fire, coming at you, and not matter how many times you keep shooting at them they're not slowing down.

[heartdive]

Okay... You might have a point there.

[ like a horrible zombie movie, sounds like. that is the image in his head. ]

[glass_secret]

But like I said, I doubt any of them will be coming here. I was just being extra paranoid when I made my last post.

[Thankfully they weren't actual zombies. She would have hated to get zombie goo on her shoes.]

[heartdive]

Cause of the crystals, right?

[glass_secret]

Yep. Because of the crystals. Unless they're diamonds, I'm going to stay away from strange crystals from now on.

[heartdive]

I don't know about you, but at the time they didn't seem that strange to me.

[glass_secret]

It was strange where I found them. That should have clued me in on that they weren't normal.

[heartdive]

Where was that?

[glass_secret]

In a statue room in that Alpha Trion's temple. I was looking for the library and I came across it.

[heartdive]

Oh...

Yeah, I can sort of get that. The ones I found were sort of outside.