[Audio] a little bit of back dating

[glass_secret]

Has everyone stopped acting crazy so that we can get back to whatever passes as normal around here? Yes? Good.

Just F-Y-I, what I said about wooden soldiers? Yeah, you can completely forget everything I said. I highly doubt they will making an appearance here. If they do, I will be very surprised.

[That whole post is actually embarrassing now that she looks back on it. Most of those wood guys are just disembodied heads sitting on shelves in the business office back home.]

[Locked to Blurr]

Blurr, sweetie? I have an idea I want to bounce off of you. You got a sec?

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[raceme]

Hello Cindy, good day. I'm glad to see you are feeling better too.

I'm all ears.

[heartdive]

Wooden soldiers?

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[glass_secret]

Great! I was thinking, since you and I are going to be working together we're going to need an excuse for meeting so often that doesn't raise suspicion. Since Deckard is also in on this, I was thinking maybe a job at Police HQ so that I'm conveniently there if there is a mission.

So, what I'm saying is, need a secretary?

[glass_secret]

What happens when you're from a world where the evil mastermind is wood carver.

[heartdive]

Yeah... Gotta say that's not very intimidating.

[glass_secret]

You would think that at first. Then you realize you can't kill them, they feel no pain, and setting them on fire does shit because they're made of a hard wood that burns slowly. So, just imagine a whole army of soldiers, on fire, coming at you, and not matter how many times you keep shooting at them they're not slowing down.

[heartdive]

Okay... You might have a point there.

[ like a horrible zombie movie, sounds like. that is the image in his head. ]

[raceme]

That's a great idea. It sure couldn't hurt to have an efficient 'secretary' like you around.

Deckard knows about us too? I'm surprised that he was also interested in your abilities. [Surprised but not worried, it means that someone else is both wary and wants to make sure nothing weird is going on.]

[glass_secret]

But like I said, I doubt any of them will be coming here. I was just being extra paranoid when I made my last post.

[Thankfully they weren't actual zombies. She would have hated to get zombie goo on her shoes.]

[glass_secret]

I'm more like going to be the sassy-nail-filing-with-feet-on-desk kind of secretary than the efficient kind.

He was one the ones I met after my anon post.

[raceme]

That works for me, I like my paperwork. What are nails?

Does he know that I contacted you? I trust Deckard but I would like to know just in case.

[glass_secret]

They're the things at the tips of human fingers and toes.

I haven't told him about you. Just like I haven't told you about him until just now.

[raceme]

Like shorter claws?

I appreciate you telling me then. Maybe we all should meet. Was he worried about how the Haven is doing too, or about someone in particular?

[Blurr had been wary about certain mechs for a long time but he has nothing but suppositions and he wants to have solid proofs before doing anything.]

[heartdive]

Cause of the crystals, right?

Yay, backdating~

[sariexmachina]

I hope so!

[Sari makes a face. Blugh. That wasn't a fun time.]

...Wooden soldiers?

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

No wooden soldiers, no vorpal scraplet things, got it.

[Yeah, he can't even remember what he'd taken to calling them, so there. More like pretending he can't remember.]

[Video]

[thankyou4myheart]

Glad to see you've recovered, Cindy.

[glass_secret]

Exactly.

He didn't give me the impression that he was worried, but he thought it would be a good idea to have someone of my talent working with the PF.

[glass_secret]

Yep. Because of the crystals. Unless they're diamonds, I'm going to stay away from strange crystals from now on.

\o/

[glass_secret]

[She agrees with you there kid. No fun at all.]

It's what happens when you have a wood carver, with access to some fairy dust, as an evil dictator.

[Video]

[glass_secret]

Or Boogie men stealing wanting to steal some robot teeth.

[she gives him a grin.]

And I thought those were dust bunnies not scraplet things.

[raceme]

And you paint them? [That whole concept is odd to him. He looks at his own hands for a brief second before focusing on her again.]

He's smart and so are you. That's why we like you so much. I'll arrange things, when do you want to start?

[Video]

[glass_secret]

Thanks Deckard!

[Locked!]

By the way, thanks to Blurr, I just landed a secretary job at PF HQ to have as cover.

[glass_secret]

Mostly women paint their nails, but there are a few men who do it as well. It's mainly a vanity thing.

Well, since I don't have to turn in a two week notice, I can start as soon as there is a desk for me.

[raceme]

I get it now. Well some mech repaint their finish in certain ways too, it's nothing bad.

In that case in two days I'll have everything ready for you.