[Audio] a little bit of back dating

[glass_secret]

Has everyone stopped acting crazy so that we can get back to whatever passes as normal around here? Yes? Good.

Just F-Y-I, what I said about wooden soldiers? Yeah, you can completely forget everything I said. I highly doubt they will making an appearance here. If they do, I will be very surprised.

[That whole post is actually embarrassing now that she looks back on it. Most of those wood guys are just disembodied heads sitting on shelves in the business office back home.]

[Locked to Blurr]

Blurr, sweetie? I have an idea I want to bounce off of you. You got a sec?

Comments

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[glass_secret]

[She agrees with you there kid. No fun at all.]

It's what happens when you have a wood carver, with access to some fairy dust, as an evil dictator.

:D

[sariexmachina]

...Fairy dust?

[She makes a face, doubtful, before she remembers who she's talking to. Ooooh right.]

Huh. I guess that's an actual thing. Evil, magic, wooden soldiers, then?

[glass_secret]

What? You got transported to another universe and magic is something you find hard to believe?

Anyway, yes, evil magical wooden soldiers are a thing where I come from. Thankfully, a good chunk of them are just heads sitting on a shelf in an office at the moment.

[sariexmachina]

...Maybe.

Giant robots from outer space are way different from fairies and magic and unicorns and junk.

Reminds me too much of Professor Princess, anyway.

[Sari makes a face, muttering the last in a grumpy undertone.]

As long as they're dead or whatever. I really don't want to see any demon nutcracker soldiers or whatever they are, stomping out of the Badlands!

[glass_secret]

"Professor Princess?" What kind of crack name is that?

[Seriously, that sounds like a parody of a Bond villain.]

Anyway, trust me, where I'm from the fairies and magic and unicorns and junk are probably way different from whatever you or that "Professor" have read. Fairies tend to be real jerks, magic always comes at a high price, and don't even get me started on the unicorns.

And I never said they were dead. I still go to the office every now and then to chat with them. They're much more civil now that they don't have bodies to try to kill people with.