[Audio] a little bit of back dating

[glass_secret]

Has everyone stopped acting crazy so that we can get back to whatever passes as normal around here? Yes? Good.

Just F-Y-I, what I said about wooden soldiers? Yeah, you can completely forget everything I said. I highly doubt they will making an appearance here. If they do, I will be very surprised.

[That whole post is actually embarrassing now that she looks back on it. Most of those wood guys are just disembodied heads sitting on shelves in the business office back home.]

[Locked to Blurr]

Blurr, sweetie? I have an idea I want to bounce off of you. You got a sec?

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[primest]

Wooden soldiers, huh?

[BOY HE SURE DOES SOUND DISINTERESTED.]

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[glass_secret]

Wooden soldiers, Chinchilla. I don't believe I stuttered on that part.

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[primest]

Don't call me that.

Why would they even be a threat?

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[glass_secret]

Let me think about that. Hmmmm.... Nope! Still going to call you Chinchilla!

As for wooden soldiers being a threat... Well for starters they're made out of hard wood so setting them on fire is a bad idea since they will burn very slowly. As a result, you'll still have an army coming at you even though they are on fire. They don't feel pain, so inflicting any kind of wound doesn't phase them. And they can easily put themselves back together if you do manage pull off some limbs.

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[primest]

[HE WON'T RESPOND TO THE BAIT HE WON'T DO IT.....]

That's pathetic. That you find them a threat.

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[glass_secret]

They're really not much of a threat now, considering that a good chunk of them are just heads sitting on a shelf now. Still was a pain in the ass to deal with them.

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[primest]

So why were you worried about them showing up?

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[glass_secret]

That had to do with some random yellow crystals popping up in a statue hall in Alpha Trion's temple.

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[primest]

Ah.

More crystal stuff.

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[glass_secret]

Yes, more crystal stuff.

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[primest]

How did you even get affected? I'm pretty sure organics don't ingest energon for energy.

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[glass_secret]

Apparently all you had to do was get close enough to the stuff to be affected.

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[primest]

So, what, it make you hallucinate? What colour was it?

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[glass_secret]

Yellow, and no I wasn't hallucinating. I was just over come with a strong feeling of paranoia. I didn't "see" any wooden soldiers, real or figments of my imagination.