[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

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[Video]

[thxforthememories]

All right. Where are you now?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Bummin' around police HQ, actin' like I'm busy. Should I meet you somewhere?

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

I can meet you there. I'm on my way.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Sounds good to me, champ! I'll be outside.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

And so will I.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

[HAVE A SALUTE and gunmax ends the video. HE'LL BE OUTSIDE WITH HIS BIKE]

[thxforthememories]

[WATCH THE SKIES buttmax.]

[Because you won't be out there long before there's a swooping shadow. Literally, not the figurative bullshit Kagerou always whines about.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax wasn't really expecting a FUCKING SWOOPING METAL BIRD SHADOW this is startling]

Geez! What's with you ninjas and your flashy entrances!?

[thxforthememories]

[He lands beside the bike -- not ON it, that would be rude.]

Instinct.

[badboybikerbot]

Ninja instinct!? Does that exist!?

[Yeah GOOD because Gunmax is hopping onto that bike]

Anyway. Which way?

[thxforthememories]

Yes, it does.

[He pauses, long enough to ... preen... a wing.]

North, maybe.

[badboybikerbot]

[gunmax watches this preening and makes the weirdest face ever. dude.]

Ah. Yeah. North. North works for me. Always did like going North.

[thxforthememories]

Right then.

[That's all he says before taking off. Catch up if you can, biker boy.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Right behind you pigeon, Gunmax is keeping RIGHT THE FUCK UP unless you do some crazy bird shit]

[thxforthememories]

[Nah, he won't try to lose him. Not this time. He just wants to fly, and fly far for a while.]

[He even tries to pick flat terrain.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Pssshhhhh Gunbike can handle rough terrain Gunmax is probably hitting hills n' shit on purpose

and popping wheelies

he loves his bike time ok]

[thxforthememories]

[... okay, this is... entirely too familiar. He watches from above for a while, before, spontaneously, dropping low.]

[He flies fairly close to the biker, making sure he's been seen. Before his thrusters kick on higher and he shoots forward.]

[Race you.]

[badboybikerbot]

[WELL, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, KAGEBIRD. Gunmax smirks like the cocky prick that he is and speeds up. His bike doesn't really have afterburners in this mode but fuck it]

[thxforthememories]

[He can't really smirk like this, but there's a sassy little flick of his wings as he picks up speed. This is fun.]

[This is fun he didn't think he'd really be having with Gunmax ever again.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax can do fun. It's usually accompanied by snark and asshole grinning, but he can totally do fun. This was the kind of fun that didn't really require any snark. It was like, relaxing fun almost.

He could totally get behind this. But he's totally NOT okay with lagging behind the bird. Come on Gunbike, you can do better.

AH WELL, it had been a while since he'd taken Gunbike to it's limit anyway.]

[thxforthememories]

[This is relaxing. He's raced Shadowmaru recently, but... no one else. He knows Shadowmaru, knows what to expect of him. This is different.]

[Exciting.]

[He swerves, suddenly, right in front of the bike.]

[badboybikerbot]

Tch, think you're hot stuff, huh?

[don't you do bird tricks in front of gunmax you showoff. It's gonna make Gunmax wanna show off. Which he does by popping a sweet wheelie and nudging kagerou's dumb bird butt with his front tire]

[thxforthememories]

[There's an unhappy bird screech, but he doesn't retaliate. He just flies faster, hopefully out of tire range.]

[Though he does glance over his shoulder with a glower.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax just laughs and gives Kagerou a little salute, dropping the tire back to the ground.]

Whaaat, baby? I'm just playin'!

[thxforthememories]

Pay more attention to where you're going.

[As he swings his head back around, taking his own advice, clearly.]

It can be dangerous, the further you go.