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[thxforthememories]

I want to talk to the Brave Police. Right now.

[Kagerou what have we said about locking your messages like this.]

[Apparently all those talks still fly out the window when you're upset. Oops. And boy, does he sound upset.]

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[thxforthememories]

No! Back home! He was killed!

He told me himself.

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[badboybikerbot]

Are you shitting me!?

[YEAAAAAH Gunmax kind of came in from before that happened UMMMMM.]

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[thxforthememories]

I don't know what that means!

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[badboybikerbot]

It means I have no idea what you're talking about! I sure as hell don't remember that happening!

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[thxforthememories]

But --

He told me--!

How can you not know!

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[badboybikerbot]

I don't know, I don't remember! I'm not saying he's full of shit or anything, but I honest to God don't remember that!

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[thxforthememories]

But that...

I don't understand. He wouldn't lie...

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[badboybikerbot]

I'm not saying he did. Who the hell would lie about something like that?

It's just... damn.

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[thxforthememories]

If... if you really don't know...

Then maybe it hasn't happened. And maybe -- it can be stopped.

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[badboybikerbot]

Are we talkin' about some crazy whacked out time travel nonsense or something?

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[thxforthememories]

No, I mean... if it hasn't happened, but you know it will... you can fix it.

You have to. Or I do, if...

[If he can even get back alive at all, oops.]

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[badboybikerbot]

Well. I mean yeah, but. Even if we do magically get back home somehow, how do we know if we'll even remember anything from here? Sometimes people come back here and don't remember bein' here before. What if it works like that the other way around too?

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[thxforthememories]

I know that. But --

I can't just assume that's going to happen. I have to -- I can't lose him!

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[badboybikerbot]

I know, I know, I get that. We'll figure it out.

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[thxforthememories]

We have to. You don't get it -- none of you do.

If he isn't there, I don't -- I can't --

I have nothing.

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[badboybikerbot]

Okay, one. Chill out. Yeah, this is a big deal, but freaking out isn't going to help anything.

Two... I don't know what two is yet. I don't even know how it happens. Maybe I oughta talk to him.

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[thxforthememories]

I can't. I've been trying to and I can't. If I don't have him, I don't have a life!

... maybe. I don't -- I don't know.

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[badboybikerbot]

Nothin's gonna happen. He's here right now, with you. Focus on that.

Maybe's good enough for me. I'm gonna talk to him, see if I can work anything out.

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[thxforthememories]

He... right. Right, he... he's here. He's all right.

Okay.

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[badboybikerbot]

There, see? Go give him a big dorky hug or something.

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[thxforthememories]

Right...

I should do that.

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[badboybikerbot]

Yes, you absolutely should. And if he whines about it, be all "tough shit" and keep hugging him.

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[thxforthememories]

He won't say that.

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[badboybikerbot]

I know, I know, but it's a. Y'know, hypothetical scenario. Don't worry about it.

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[thxforthememories]

Hypothetical.

I don't... think I can process hypothetical now.