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re_alignment2012-08-23 09:52 am
vandalization) wrote in re_alignment2012-08-23 09:52 am
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[Voice] PSA and a Plan
Hey uh guys? Those "explosives" that Prism asshole was talking about?
All a fake. I opened Drift up and took a look and it turned out he was bluffing. I hope that's worth a little peace of mind or... whatever. From what I could see, it's just like a tag. Nothing intrusive. I couldn't remove it, but it's not dangerous.
On that note:
Teddie and I were kind of talking about having a party of sorts. Like kind of a karaoke-movie-drink-yourself-dumb extravaganza. I was thinking maybe when Casa De Vandal is finished I could host it there? I still have to fix everything, but I have most of the equipment.
Thoughts? Ideas? Can I get a 'Hell yeah'?
All a fake. I opened Drift up and took a look and it turned out he was bluffing. I hope that's worth a little peace of mind or... whatever. From what I could see, it's just like a tag. Nothing intrusive. I couldn't remove it, but it's not dangerous.
On that note:
Teddie and I were kind of talking about having a party of sorts. Like kind of a karaoke-movie-drink-yourself-dumb extravaganza. I was thinking maybe when Casa De Vandal is finished I could host it there? I still have to fix everything, but I have most of the equipment.
Thoughts? Ideas? Can I get a 'Hell yeah'?
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[ G-Guilty... ]
Not as much as some 'bots but I haven't met many that didn't like movies. I've never seen a human movie. To be honest, I... really don't know much about Earth! Or humans.
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[She can do... so much damage here it's almost intoxicating.]
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[ Fanfic. ]
From what I was told, humans weren't a space faring race. It's so... weird to think of a human who has never been to Earth. You don't need your planet to breed?
... [LOCKED] IT BEGINS.
Oh well, you see. I was hatched on a ship. As long as we have a warm place to lay our eggs, it's really no big deal.
[LOCKED] HAHAHA OH GOD
Oh. [ Why didn't anyone mention this to him? ] That makes sense. Do you lay one egg at a time? Or is it like... a clutch?
[LOCKED] CRIES
Usually in batches of 200 at a time. We usually all come from one fertile 'queen'. When she goes into estrous she tends to breed as much as possible. Then we all hatch together. It's better in groups like that because it takes a while for us to sprout our limbs, you see.
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[ You all look the same to him, sry. ]
That seems... problematic. So you have a larval stage after hatching?
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Yeah, we kind of look like little goopy snakes with long tails. Obviously the tail falls off after we mature, but sometimes with the younger humans you can still see it. It's kind of a shameful thing, so that's why most hide it.
Anyways that's more just you know. Scientific fact and less cultural stuff.
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[ He'll be keeping an optic out for that, then. ]
Mmm. Yes, let's move onto cultural background, okay? It would probably help me understand some things better.
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Art? Music? Literature? Social norms?
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Usually approaching people with a cheerful attitude, of course. Be open. Do this-
[She holds up her middle finger.] This is a gesture of greeting.
A generally agreeable person is called a "slut". If you want to compliment someone, call them that. Being a giant slut is probably one of the highest things someone can hope to achieve.
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Like this?
[ He nods. ]
Right. A slut. Thanks for helping me, Vandal. You're a really great slut!
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And no problem, First Aid. You are too.
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Anything else?
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Hmm, we'll leave it there for the time being.
[LOCKED]
If I have any more questions, I'll be sure to ask.