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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh look, it's Whirl, Jetstream, Primus, whoever he told you his name was. The elusive, and yet handsome, helicopter. ]

[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]

[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]

Gonna make this quick.  Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.

I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.

This guy.  [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.]  Serial menace to society.  

Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot  [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]

Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.

But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics. 

Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away? 

Comments

[aerospacecommander]

It's strange how there's an overly talkative one, who I don't think can even shoot a weapon...

And then there's that one who is trigger happy or something?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Oh the screamy one? Thought he got eaten or something.

[Damn, he didn't? Whirl is dissapoint.]

Yeah, don't get me started on this Perceptor. Mech's got...issues.

[And when Whirl says you got issues? You're the entire back run of National Geographic.]

[aerospacecommander]

I think a bunch of do-gooders rushed out to save him. Not sure though, I stopped paying attention after awhile.

As for the other Perceptor -- what is his deal anyway?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, they tend to do that. [BORING.] With all those words, I kind of zoned out after a while.

My Perceptor? [Shudder. Ick. Not 'Whirl's', like...that way.] I dunno he's got some complex about not being a scientist anymore after Turmoil punched a hole through him.

[aerospacecommander]

Sounds like he didn't handle the issue very well if he's going around and shooting people.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah well, he's hardly a poster child for coping.

[Whirl, though? Much better. Can you tell?]

[aerospacecommander]

SO he's like ... a poster child for shooting things?

Sounds like the Autobots might need to actually deal with him a bit better.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

....things he shouldn't be shooting. Like innocent civs. [AND MY AFT.] Or don't you cons worry about slag like that?

[Snort.] Yeah, been trying to tell them. Notice how they once again let bureaucracy do its thing. [Which is, of course 'shaft Whirl'.]

[aerospacecommander]

And that is why bureaucracy isn't always right.

If he's shooting innocents, then something should be done about it.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz Wrong.

That's why bureaucracy is never right.

[That's why he's a front line guy. Right? Wrong? Frag it. Just shoot something. Life is so much clearer this way.]

HEY I'm innocent.

[Kind of.]

[aerospacecommander]

I suppose they won't just let you shoot him back in retaliation, huh?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Pffff. Autobots. You know.

[Hey, he's not one of those shiny happy idealist types. And he hates rules. Rules suck, yo.]

[aerospacecommander]

And that's why they are the boring ones.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Urgh. Tell me about it. And don't even get me started on the paperwork.

[Whirl hates paperwork.]

[aerospacecommander]

... Why are you an Autobot anyway?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hnh. Was made an offer I couldn't refuse.

[aerospacecommander]

It couldn't have been a great life insurance policy.

So what was it?