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[stickshiftittotheman]

[The camera cuts in on Mike, hands on the wheel and foot on the gas. It's kind of loud in here, too! Which, if you look at the merrily neon-green holo-speedometer, is because he's coasting along at 250 miles per gatdamn hour.]

Okay, so half an hour into total barren wasteland and the Duke pulling some wacko "Mike Chilton versus Aliens on the Moon" prank is looking way less likely. Which means I ammmmm... on another planet, talking to whoever's on the other end of this Link thing.

Right. I have no idea how I managed to fall through dimensions in the middle of the night. That is... kind of a new one for me. Anybody out there in radioland want to give me some layman's term answers? The welcoming party here was kind of chilly.

I really hope you guys have gas here. Getting Mutt here down the mountain was kinda rough drivi--

[He cuts off mid-sentence, having just blasted the car right over the top of one of the spires of rock jutting out of the ground.]

Comments

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[kingofthetvworld]

You left a party cold?! Now that's just rude, you could've at least tossed them a blanket!

[Thanks to recent drama, anything even remotely involving parties gets him a little stirred up. Oops.]

permavideo;

[stickshiftittotheman]

[He laughs, but it's not patronizing.] Not that literal. Don't worry, everybody's warm, little guy...?

[Mike doesn't want to ask what he is, that is rood. He's just going to figure adorable robot.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[At least someone has some manners around here.]

...Rrright! Right, I knew that. Heheh...

[stickshiftittotheman]

Hey, I getcha. It was a pretty good joke.

[Mike's got your back, Teddie.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[His ears twitch.]

Huh? A joke...? I mean, yes! It was a joke! Haha, I'm so glad someone understands my comedic genius.

[But enough about that.]

So did you find out this is Cybertrain yet?

[stickshiftittotheman]

I heard it was Cybertron, yeah. I'm gonna guess those are the same thing?

[kingofthetvworld]

Wha? That doesn't make any sense, what the heck is a tron? Someone clearly doesn't have their facts straight.

[Right... someone.]

[stickshiftittotheman]

Then... how about you give me the lowdown on Cybertrain with the facts straight this time?

[Might as well humor him. What does Mike know anyway, he's new!]

[kingofthetvworld]

Okey-dokey, I'll be your bearsonal tour guide. Except the tour is a video and I'm not about to walk all over the place.

[It's huge.]

For starters, there's a surprising lack of trains here. Instead, we got robots. Lots of robots. Robots out the wazoo!

[stickshiftittotheman]

Hey, you don't have to walk. [Mike revs the engine.] Gimme fifteen to get back over there and we can do the tour driving.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Well that surprises him.]

You want me... in the car?

1/2

[stickshiftittotheman]

She's got a passenger seat for a reason.

[Oh. Mike gave himself a sad. Normally that seat is reserved for best friend copilots.]

[stickshiftittotheman]

So yeah, as long as you don't eat in her, honk the horn, mess with the glovebox, or fire any of the lasers. Actually just don't touch anything, and you're good.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Geez, Mike, tell him not to breathe why dontcha. Oh well, he doesn't care. He doesn't even notice the sad.

IT'S A CAR.]

I've never been inside a car before! Let alone the front seat... Wow...

[stickshiftittotheman]

It'd be kind of hard for you to be in the back seats.

[Namely because he doesn't have them. Mike.]

Where are you? I'll swing by and grab you.

[kingofthetvworld]

I'm in my room.

[Helpful.]

Don't worry, I'll stand outside the temple and wait. You can't miss me! I'm the only bear.

[There's a bit of a chuckle.]

[stickshiftittotheman]

Okay, you're gonna have to be a little more specific than that. I think I can find a bear okay, but I'm not so good at telling all the big alien structures apart yet.

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh, uh, er... Mine's the really big one? No, wait, they're all really big...

This is a lot harder than I thought it would be. They're all in a circle, so just drive around until you see me.

do you want quicklog here or what? :]

[stickshiftittotheman]

Deal. Be there in a few, and you can show me around.

Hey, I never got your name! I'm Mike.

whatever works for you c:

[kingofthetvworld]

[He gives a thumbs up, totally pumped.]

And I'm Teddie, your bear extraordinaire!