[video. cut to text] heeeeeeeyyyy sexy lady?

[sword_redemption]

[There's a flash on the Link that looks like this. Except, there's also a falling flurry of pink between you and the image.]

*Are!!* [The voice is sweet and girlish and very startled, almost scared.]

[A frantic fumbling. Hey it's hard to walk in these boots, okay? He's working on it.. Then the video feed cuts. For a long moment, nothing. Then, a text.]

everything's fine! have a great day! ^____^

Comments

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

drift

oh.

that is interesting that he looks like a bunny

[Drift is evading! He's much better evading with swords.]

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

you think so

you should see him sometime

i could text him

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

i will take your word for it

[Silent screaming.]

that's very kind of you but your friend drift is probably a very busy mech and doesn't want to be bothered just to find out if he looks like a bunny

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

not really

[He's a very to-the-point mech, as you can see.]

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

well i will take your word for it because you seem like an honorable mech ^____^

[Panic mode: engaged.]

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...

[Are you new here?]

uh




thanks

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[No, but he has his Driftly Optimism. And from what he's seen, he's speaking truth.]

you're welcome.

[Let's keep this change of subject train rolling!]

how is Kay anyway?

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[He'd chest bump you if you were a guy again. And a robot. Also success on subject change!]

doing good

little rascal has a new guitar

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[Silent huge sigh of relief.]

new? did she find it in the junk pile?

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[That makes him think.]

i guess so

i know she couldnt have made it

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

thats really lucky

most of the stuff i've found in the junk pile has been broken.

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

same here


or explosive

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

well you're not much afraid of explosives, right? ^_____^

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

you bet im not


wait how do you know that

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Frag frag frag. You really stepped in it this time, Drift.]

[Right. Breathe. Stay calm. Wheeljack doesn't suspect a thing. And even if he did, he'd be cool with it, right? He wouldn't make fun of you at your greatest humiliation.

[...would he?]

...

kaytoldme

she talks about you all the time.

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[SLIGHT AVERSION!]

she does

anything else she says about her old man

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[He can't believe that worked.]

well you know kay! ^^

she talks about you all the time.

it's all good.

Re: [Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

uh huh

but you just met her

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[FULL PANIC MODE. There's a delay in response as he bangs his stupidly-hatted head against the wall. ]

she can pack a lot of words into a short time

i am sure you are a busy mech, Wheeljack. thank you for talking to me but i think i have to go now.

[Go....die of embarrassment.[

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[...]

uh


okay

[There's something very fishy about you...]

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[It's working! Drift...thinks.]

say hi to kay for me (;^__^ [Almost safe. Almost safe. Don't screw it up, Drift.]

[A ha! The crowning touch. This will work perfectly.]

and say hello to your friend mr bun!

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Girls are weird.]

right

ill be sure to tell him

[You got out of this one, Drift!]