[video. cut to text] heeeeeeeyyyy sexy lady?

[sword_redemption]

[There's a flash on the Link that looks like this. Except, there's also a falling flurry of pink between you and the image.]

*Are!!* [The voice is sweet and girlish and very startled, almost scared.]

[A frantic fumbling. Hey it's hard to walk in these boots, okay? He's working on it.. Then the video feed cuts. For a long moment, nothing. Then, a text.]

everything's fine! have a great day! ^____^

Comments

[aerospacecommander]

I'm sure we could think of something. Besides, I might just enjoy the honor of your company.

[Be afraid, Drift. Be very afraid.]

[sword_redemption]

[Um. Wow. This was...awkward. Was there a word beyond awkward? Super awkward? Mega awkward?]

You, uh, you might. [A nervous laugh, that sounds like a girlish giggle.]

[Oh, he is, Starscream. He is!]

[aerospacecommander]

I promise I could take good care of you.

[Like maybe a pet. A pretty pet.]

[sword_redemption]

[Wow that doesn't sound creepy at all. Except the part that does. Which is, uh, all the words Starscream says aloud.]

I'm very sure you could. [He is really losing ways to wriggle out of this.]

It's a very kind offer, but really, I couldn't.