[Video] [Originating from Nexic Temple]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[You're thinking you're watching one of those groovy car adverts, because damn, that is one gorgeous beaut. She's what you'd call an "Audi R8" on Earth; she's sleek, compact. Her paint job - which is a mix of hot red and stunning yellow - shimmers and glows with a fresh coat of wax. She's untouched, she's unblemished, and for some reason, she's a girl, you guess. You would now expect to find a voluptuous model like, say, maybe Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley appearing spread elegant but sexy on the hood in a bathing suit.

But, that's not what you're going to get. Instead, suddenly the recording device is abruptly knocked from wherever it was perched and on the ground. Well, not really; it seems to have been caught wedged between the car and the wall. And you're getting a tilted image of Ambulon looking utterly unimpressed. His lower half, however, appears to be... under the car?]

I'd really... You know, I'd really appreciate some answers, but I know right now, that's not my top priority. [He's really controlling his rage here] And I was hoping to use audio, but it... Nevermind. [Ambulon shakes his head.] I can't tell you the details - mostly because I don't even know what they are - but for some reason, I was abruptly woken from recharge to find a-- [He pauses and grunts, shifting uncomfortably with a strained growl] -- a... car on top of me. This place is small and cramped as is, and I'm surprised it managed to fit in here, but... Look.

[Ambulon takes a Very Deep Breath.]

I don't know what exactly is going on. What happened. And who did this. Right now it... does not matter. [He throws his hands apart for emphasis] My current dilemma... I can't seem to move the vehicle; not in this position. I can't reach inside, to possibly try starting the engine, though I'm not sure it'd be much help. There's no fuel, for one. But I did find [Ambulon holds up a small white book] this. Driver's manual or whatever. Except I can't read it; they're symbols I don't recognize. [So he just throws the manual in all Japanese aside and gives another furious snarl.] But mostly the problem is I'm pinned under a car and the back wheel is crushing my leg.

[His leg. Of all things.]

So, as I'm sure it's been made painfully obvious, I could use a little [something groans - metal - and then pop and Ambulon curses] help thanks.

Comments

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[raceme]

[Blurr saw the post and really it was too precious to not go there and see it in person. The car is really shinny indeed, and every time Blurr gets hit by one of the reflections or he moves to a more shadowed place his personality takes a 180º turn. Enjoy your bipolar autobot friend, Ambulon.]

Ambulon, really, I'm glad you found a girlfriend but you should have know that some both change to their alt mode when they get over excited..."

[Action] 2/2

[raceme]

[Blurr gets closer to the car and he blinks, feeling weird.] Ah...! Are YOU alright sir?

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon is just all sorts of confused today.]

Blurr? [He arches a brow] Are you... [Nah. No need. He shakes his head] I'm all right. I mean, no, I'm not all right, but... [sigh] Don't worry. I have someone coming over to take care of my... [snort] "girlfriend".

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[raceme]

[Blurr is not having a good day either, if it's of any consolation.]

YES it's me ...more or less...[He pats the car.] You god yourself a sweet looking one, you old fox. Must be a medic thing, you got all the sexy stuff.

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon sighs and waves him away] She--it's--whatever, the car is not sentient. It is just... a car. And I'd be inclined to agree that it's a really, really nice car if I weren't in this position.

[But then he frowns] Blurr, maybe you should go see Ratchet or Pharma. Something - yeah, something is a little off with you. [No offense.]

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[raceme]

Not sentient? Well if that's what you like... ..Ah..uhm..I MEAN...no no no no I'm fine jsut a bit...itsnothigHOWcanIhelpyou?

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon stares a moment, and then the first comment hits him] No! Why is everyone assuming I'm trying to interface with this thing!? [he throws up his gangly arms, quite infuriated] I swear, it just fell from out of thin air and landed on top of me! It has nothing to do with - with - Blurr, are you sure you're okay?

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[raceme]

My ^apologies I really _{don't know} where that came from. [Blurr takes a step back, surprised by the (justified) angry fit.] I.......no.

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[oh now he feels awful for snapping but can you blame him? his leg is crushed :C]

Well, I guess everyone's a little off today. [He sighs and sits back] Though I... appreciate your help and company nonetheless.

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[raceme]

[That's fine, Blurr only blames himself. No worries.]

Something weird is happening I think and I wish I could help you to make ^her but I don't think I'm strong _enough BUT I could try changing into my alt mode and push her.