Ambulon (all the good names are taken okay) (
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re_alignment2012-09-10 04:31 pm
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[Video] [Originating from Nexic Temple]
[You're thinking you're watching one of those groovy car adverts, because damn, that is one gorgeous beaut. She's what you'd call an "Audi R8" on Earth; she's sleek, compact. Her paint job - which is a mix of hot red and stunning yellow - shimmers and glows with a fresh coat of wax. She's untouched, she's unblemished, and for some reason, she's a girl, you guess. You would now expect to find a voluptuous model like, say, maybe Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley appearing spread elegant but sexy on the hood in a bathing suit.
But, that's not what you're going to get. Instead, suddenly the recording device is abruptly knocked from wherever it was perched and on the ground. Well, not really; it seems to have been caught wedged between the car and the wall. And you're getting a tilted image of Ambulon looking utterly unimpressed. His lower half, however, appears to be... under the car?]
I'd really... You know, I'd really appreciate some answers, but I know right now, that's not my top priority. [He's really controlling his rage here] And I was hoping to use audio, but it... Nevermind. [Ambulon shakes his head.] I can't tell you the details - mostly because I don't even know what they are - but for some reason, I was abruptly woken from recharge to find a-- [He pauses and grunts, shifting uncomfortably with a strained growl] -- a... car on top of me. This place is small and cramped as is, and I'm surprised it managed to fit in here, but... Look.
[Ambulon takes a Very Deep Breath.]
I don't know what exactly is going on. What happened. And who did this. Right now it... does not matter. [He throws his hands apart for emphasis] My current dilemma... I can't seem to move the vehicle; not in this position. I can't reach inside, to possibly try starting the engine, though I'm not sure it'd be much help. There's no fuel, for one. But I did find [Ambulon holds up a small white book] this. Driver's manual or whatever. Except I can't read it; they're symbols I don't recognize. [So he just throws the manual in all Japanese aside and gives another furious snarl.] But mostly the problem is I'm pinned under a car and the back wheel is crushing my leg.
[His leg. Of all things.]
So, as I'm sure it's been made painfully obvious, I could use a little [something groans - metal - and then pop and Ambulon curses] help thanks.
But, that's not what you're going to get. Instead, suddenly the recording device is abruptly knocked from wherever it was perched and on the ground. Well, not really; it seems to have been caught wedged between the car and the wall. And you're getting a tilted image of Ambulon looking utterly unimpressed. His lower half, however, appears to be... under the car?]
I'd really... You know, I'd really appreciate some answers, but I know right now, that's not my top priority. [He's really controlling his rage here] And I was hoping to use audio, but it... Nevermind. [Ambulon shakes his head.] I can't tell you the details - mostly because I don't even know what they are - but for some reason, I was abruptly woken from recharge to find a-- [He pauses and grunts, shifting uncomfortably with a strained growl] -- a... car on top of me. This place is small and cramped as is, and I'm surprised it managed to fit in here, but... Look.
[Ambulon takes a Very Deep Breath.]
I don't know what exactly is going on. What happened. And who did this. Right now it... does not matter. [He throws his hands apart for emphasis] My current dilemma... I can't seem to move the vehicle; not in this position. I can't reach inside, to possibly try starting the engine, though I'm not sure it'd be much help. There's no fuel, for one. But I did find [Ambulon holds up a small white book] this. Driver's manual or whatever. Except I can't read it; they're symbols I don't recognize. [So he just throws the manual in all Japanese aside and gives another furious snarl.] But mostly the problem is I'm pinned under a car and the back wheel is crushing my leg.
[His leg. Of all things.]
So, as I'm sure it's been made painfully obvious, I could use a little [something groans - metal - and then pop and Ambulon curses] help thanks.

[Video]
[Video]
[She pauses, frowning.]
How bad is the damage?
[Video]
I can't properly assess the damage, but I can tell it's pinching fuel lines, as my leg has started to fall numb.
Which is either good or bad, depending on how you take it.
[Video]
You've vital enough fuel lines they're affected by being cut off?
[Not that she didn't have energon lines running through her frame, but them being pinched wouldn't be an issue unless it was in her upper body...]
Is Whirl getting there fast enough--- [Elita huffs a bit and shakes her helm.] Not that I could get there faster...
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[Video]
... That's good, though. And in the future I ought to be able to help faster than I can presently, even if... whatever's going on has made me capable of hovering on land.
[It's the oddest thing, and while it's been useful for getting around, it's only so fast especially as any obstacle upsets the hovers... And it's just underscored she needs something else.]
I shouldn't need to tell a medic to get himself fixed when you're out from there, right? [Arch little tilt of her helm and teasing grin.]
[Video]
[Nonetheless, he smiles at her comment, and the teasing grin. His optics brighten a little.] Doctors make the worst patients, you know. But no worries; I don't see the appeal of being stubborn when my leg is mangled. [snort]
[Video]
Especially if you're somewhat restricted in your choosing.
[Unfortunately, since she's unaware of your... issues... she can't be more gentle than that.]
If worse comes to worst, you might be able to repair your own leg? [She grins again.] Then the only one you'd have to be annoyed with would be yourself.