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[catwoman]

[She appears on the screen. Just a regular black haired and green eyed human. Nothing unusual about her at all, right?]

Okay. I know I should be used to waking up in places and not remembering how I got there ...

But this is too much, even for me.

I'm just going to pretend this is a dream and not a bad sci-fi movie I've fallen into.

[She had to have been drugged. Only explanation.]

Comments

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

What! No way! If anything, this is a cool sci-fi movie.

[You can tell because there aren't any zippers on the robots.

...Just the bears.]

[Video]

[catwoman]

[Okay. This was new. Bear-guy. She can deal with that.]

Does that make you the hero of this movie?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Don't...what, why? Why would you give him that idea? What a horrible idea.

He gasps.]

I'd like to think I am now!

[Video]

[catwoman]

And as the hero do you protect the poor and defenseless from all these big scary things?

I mean, every hero has a girl he protects.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I would if the big, scary things were actually mean here. Turns out they're pretty nice guys! But if you ever need protecting, I'm your bear.

[Video]

[catwoman]

So there is no one in this whole big, scary place that will try and get me?

[She needs to know these things man.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

...Maybe? Why would you want someone to get you?

[What are you, a weirdo?]

[Video]

[catwoman]

[Look whose talking, Bear-boy.]

Heroes need villains, right? I'm just making sure it's not that kind of movie.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Well, there were a few jerks, but I haven't seen them around for awhile.

[Video]

[catwoman]

And if they show up again, I can always call you, right?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Y-Yeah, sure thing! I'll be your knight in fuzzy armor!

[Video]

[catwoman]

I knew I could count on you. If only I were there with you, I'd give you a big kiss for being the hero.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[...wat]

Y-Y-Y-You would smooch me?!

[Video]

[catwoman]

Of course, the girl always gives the hero a kiss in the movies.