re_alignment | [Video | Solus Temple]

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✘ dc comics (new earth) | selina kyle

[Video | Solus Temple]

[She appears on the screen. Just a regular black haired and green eyed human. Nothing unusual about her at all, right?]

Okay. I know I should be used to waking up in places and not remembering how I got there ...

But this is too much, even for me.

I'm just going to pretend this is a dream and not a bad sci-fi movie I've fallen into.

[She had to have been drugged. Only explanation.]

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[Okay. This was new. Bear-guy. She can deal with that.]

Does that make you the hero of this movie?

[Don't...what, why? Why would you give him that idea? What a horrible idea.

He gasps.]

I'd like to think I am now!

And as the hero do you protect the poor and defenseless from all these big scary things?

I mean, every hero has a girl he protects.

I would if the big, scary things were actually mean here. Turns out they're pretty nice guys! But if you ever need protecting, I'm your bear.

So there is no one in this whole big, scary place that will try and get me?

[She needs to know these things man.]

...Maybe? Why would you want someone to get you?

[What are you, a weirdo?]

[Look whose talking, Bear-boy.]

Heroes need villains, right? I'm just making sure it's not that kind of movie.

Well, there were a few jerks, but I haven't seen them around for awhile.

And if they show up again, I can always call you, right?

Y-Yeah, sure thing! I'll be your knight in fuzzy armor!

I knew I could count on you. If only I were there with you, I'd give you a big kiss for being the hero.

[...wat]

Y-Y-Y-You would smooch me?!

Of course, the girl always gives the hero a kiss in the movies.

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