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re_alignment2012-10-07 10:01 am
holla_atcha_boy) wrote in re_alignment2012-10-07 10:01 am
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[Video]
[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]
[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]
[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]
I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.
[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]
[Face it, weirder things have happened.]
[...point.]
So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.
If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.
But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.
[It is time for a dramatic pause!]
Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing?
[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]
[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]
I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.
[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]
[Face it, weirder things have happened.]
[...point.]
So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.
If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.
But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.
[It is time for a dramatic pause!]
Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing?
ACTION
Wait.
Wait.
You're implying there's such a thing as a good Spanish soap opera.
[ Too many men crying. Full lip wibble and everything.]
Good to know. [ Perhaps a little too good. There's no way this can end well.]
[ Does it ever?]
In my incredibly humble opinion, it would need a few explosions, some blood, and a Lambchop puppet to be awesome.
ACTION
ACTION
BY GEORGE YOU'RE RIGHT.
ACTION
[pause]
Wait better idea. You said something something people pay you to punch robots. Something.
What if we like. Started a business. Where we got robots to pay us for punching other robots, and also setting them on fire.
[how much whiskey have you had Joe the answer is all of it. all the whiskey.]
ACTION
[ *^#$ no. He'll think I'm a freak. ]
[ ........... ]
We totally should.
[ Even better!
So, you're an entrepreneeeeeeeeeur, I take it?
Because that is a Trump-worthy idea.
ACTION
[pause]
Who's Trump?
ACTION
...except you'll be The Man.
[ CONUNDRUM]
Trump? EPIC combover. Like a *&^% Tribble &*#*ing his head.
Re: ACTION
What's a Tribble? This is all pop culture shit ain't it? Man okay, you gotta realize, I grew up in a place that'd make Orwell proud. I ain't educated in shit that's actually good. We had Mandatory Fun Television Time With Our Glorious Leader.
ACTION
...4chan or something.
[ Not that we know anything about that stuff.]
Tribbles are, I don't know. Some sort of metaphor for the rampant cute-ification of society. Roddenberry was deep like that.
[ Suck it, Whedon.]
Just saying. You missed out. Because TrueBlood? Like porn. But with werewolves.
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in public.
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Dannnng.
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Damn straight. So, bro. How's this freaky nut house work? Who I gotta shank to get respect?
[Also have another taco.]