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re_alignment2012-10-07 10:01 am
holla_atcha_boy) wrote in re_alignment2012-10-07 10:01 am
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[Video]
[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]
[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]
[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]
I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.
[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]
[Face it, weirder things have happened.]
[...point.]
So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.
If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.
But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.
[It is time for a dramatic pause!]
Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing?
[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]
[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]
I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.
[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]
[Face it, weirder things have happened.]
[...point.]
So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.
If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.
But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.
[It is time for a dramatic pause!]
Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing?
[Video]
[Video]
[ *&^% yeah it was painful. ]
He shot me.
With his feet.
...don't try it. It doesn't work.
[Video]
Are you okay? Do I need to get a lawyer? Don't worry, I know one.
[Video]
[ Not going to let that go, are you?]
Nah, Spides and I and Hit Monkey reached a kind of Zen detente. Sorta.
'[ And you ended up in jail.]
Re: [Video]
[wait for it.]
Using his head.
[Video]
[ Holy &^%@ she's like the little sister we may or may not have had and would probably have lost to Child Protective Services.]
I like you, kid.
.....you sure you don't have an older sister?
[Video]
Nope! Only child!
I like you too, Mr....uh...
[Video]
[ Stop dreaming. Stan Lee would frown on loli.]
Deadpool. But you can call me.
....
...
....
Deadpool.
[Video]
Deadpool, huh? Is that short for Deadpool?
[A laugh at her own lame joke.]
I'm Kay Faraday! But you can call me Kay, kay?