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No…wait..stay put…I…shh…down boy, boy..I’m trying to…right..Frank…stop…there…STAY THERE…good boy…good…

[Blurr is at first talking to someone off camera but he quickly turns to face the screen.]

* Eh-hem*

The Lambda's activity increased la lately and I WANTED to welcome all the new arrivals and let them know that the Police Force's main headquarters is located in _{Prima's Quadrant} If you require any sort of assistance or you have any problems don't hesitate to contact us W-E have a secondary station in Megatronus's quadrant that one’s still under construction...[McCrane didn't have time to finish it and then he got killed, Blurr looks saddened for a brief moment.] Tomorrow night there will be a fireworks ceremony in memorial of those who died...

[Suddenly something silver and very fast moves in front of the screen and on Blurr’s lap, waving his tails excitedly and knocking him backwards.]

…iiiiiIIIIIIiiIEEEeeeeeHHhhhhheeee…F-Frank..down boy..down..I have no more energon goodies for you ..I…I said down…oh scrap.

[Blurr sits up and now he has a very excited silver creature with fox-like characteristics in his arms. He’s trying to hold it down so he can finish his transmission.]

I found this fella when I was heading to the badlands yesterday let’s not talk about that....he doesn’t have a glyph but the acolytes say he’s probably not going to cause any trouble...he’s easily excitable though..and I still need to get him a collar SO if you see Frank running around please don’t shoot him.

And one last thing…Does anybody know how humans really reproduce? Starscream mentioned that one stings the other with something but all sounded really weird and I’m curious now.

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[Shame on you Cliffjumper, frank Sinatra was a great singer. Not like Blurr knows he's dead.]

They SHOULD find a _{new way} to do it....EyI'mjusttryingtolearn![Don't laugh at him, it makes Blurr frown.]

How does he come out?

[So sue him, he might have listened to human and cybertronian music both, but while he enjoyed it didn't pay more attention than that to it!]

Yeah, yeah, I know... Sorry.

[The grin is somewhat unrepentant though.]

Er, well... same way as the sperm came in... It's from between her legs; humans' reproductive organs are located there. Like I said, she has to push the baby out of her, unless something's wrong, then she might be cut open and the baby taken out through her stomach before she's sewed up again.

[Cliffjumper twitches and grimaces again at that. He really knows more than he'd like to, but ten years on Earth is ten years, especially when the humans had gotten the Internet when they came back to attempt to beat Megatron back. Again.]

[Not a excuse. Go to the corner of shame, Cliff.]

Uhm... it's okay IT's just that everyone seems to be lying to me.

...sewed...I-I don't really want to know more THANK YOU for all the imput.

[And what if he refuses? WHAT THEN.]

Kind of an easy question to lie about if ya don't know anything [there's a tiny smirk, he can't help himself]<7small> but the truth's creepy enough since they're organics. Ain't seein' any reason to lie.

[At Blurr's backpedaling, Cliffjumper doesn't laugh, just let out a wasted vent of air rather explosively.]

Thank Primus for that! Ain't cut out to explain these things.

[Then you get no energon goodies, mister D<]

In this case the truth is more awful that all those lies so I can't _{really blame} them.

[In a different situation he would complain gain, but not this time.] Let's NEVER talk about this again.

[8( Please?]

Kinda true, but I don't think they're lyin' just 'cause they think it's worse. Rather sure at least the humans think it's perfectly normal an'... well. They gotta think it's... er. Pleasurable, right?

[Basically, so easy to troll, Blurr. And Cliffjumper shrugs, unable to look at the screen again as he says that and then grimaces.]

Works for me, definitely.

[Don't look at me like that, that is cheating! >.>]

Pleasurable? It doesn't seem ple-a-su-ra-ble at ALL.

[He always has been easy to troll, it's his curse 8'/]

Excellent.

[It's just using all weapons in his arsenal that he has!]

Don't look at me, but what the slag else would be the incentive? I mean... [He trails off, static sort of fuzzing his vocaliser for a moment.] That's what... part of anyway, right... 'facin's for.

[Right? This is such an embarrassing conversation why are they having it.]

[that doesn't make it less unfair D:]

The need of keep the species alive? ...Oh.. facing....right. [Not a subject he's very familiar with.]

[Blurr had a worse one with first Aid once when the nurse bot tried to convince him about the health advantage of stroking your own spark.]

[Take your defeat like a good mech!]

Yeah, yeah, besides that. Humans most often don't have sex 'cause they want babies, you see.

[He shrugs, shifting on his feet but pretty recovered from the earlier embarassment.]

Suppose we're kinda alike like that, I mean... besides the need to keep the species alive through sexual intercourse.

[It's a good idea, Blurr!]

[NO! I'll never surrender )< ]

So they can choose WHEN the baby thing ^{happens? Do they have} an off baby switch?

I..uhm....ah I see I see....

[Aksjgahshas one that he will think about trying it. One day.]

[Give up when you know you're beaten, Blurr!]

... Well, if ya count in the fact that they've got devices an' such to control if an egg gets fertilised, I supposed they do.

[Cliffjumper just shrugs at that, he hasn't exactly thought too closely about it, just knows it can be done.]

[Also, Blurr, don't do the stuttering, embarrassed thing; it'll just have Cliffjumper huffing and looking off, getting sort of uncertain himself.]

[Not beaten yet! ~~It's just a flesh wound!~~]

You really know a lot about this...

[HE can't help himself ALL THIS IS WEIRD.]

[:| TOTALLY IS!]

Don't remind me. [Cliffjumper grunts and crosses his arms, optics flickering slightly.] Humans have this stuff everywhere, an' for claimin' it's a private, personal thing, they sure talk and think a lot about it!

[>.> yup! But Blurr's still curious.]

What do you mean why 'have this stuff everywhere'? Did they do that in front of you?

... what!? [Cliffjumper sputters, optics wide and bright and shaking his helm sharply before he... sort of... collects himself.]

No! [Cliffjumper vents and drags a hand down his faceplates, straightening up again. Hiw optics are still too bright.] It's just... kinda hard not to notice when ya can barely browse their Internet without comin' up on something pertaining to that, an' they do talk a lot about it.

Then there's all those movies, an' I don't even mean the porn.

[Another grimace. Not that holovids didn't contain interfacing if it was at all possible to squeeze it in (or references to it), but he really would want to have a lack of sex in human movies. Even if that was hypocritical.]

[Don't die Cliff.]

WHY do they post those THINGG where everyone can see it?

I saw none of_{than in the movies}Vandal showed me. [Maybe because those were Disney movies, Blurr.]

[You're making it kind of hard not to, Blurr!]

Who the slag knows. Humans're strange, though honestly I think it's stranger that they talk so much 'bout how it's private an' then it's still all over the slagging place...

Huh..? Well, depends what type of movie it is. If it's for kids, you ain't gonna see any sex in it. Maybe a kiss or somethin'.

[He's not... completely calm yet, but he's doing his best to just... ignore what caused all that embarrassment and just take measured vents and speak about... other things.]

[He's just craving knowledge~]

I really really hope they don't start posting those things here...there are mini bots around...[Think of the mini bots! ....Like Frenzy.]

I think I like those better KISSES are nice.

[Maybe sitting donw will make you good.]

... Mini... bots?

[Excuse Cliffjumper, Blurr, as he just tilts his helm in obvious confusion, optics briefly straying down to clearly look at himself and then up at Blurr again in query.]

I think I'm mature enough to not have my size used against me, Blurr. An' ya don't have to like the others, I don't think it'll matter much... it's not as if we're on Earth, right?

Would need a TV or a computer along with a VHS or a DVD player to actually see whatever might be found in the Junk Pile.

[He's still utterly confused about that comment, but that doesn't stop him from talking about the rest.]

Yes mini bots..you know like normal bots but mini UH.

We are nto but....somethingsarestillinappropriate.

Not_{what they can find but what they} can do THEY can still record new things.

... What, like Soundwave and Blaster's groups? Not all of those're... ya know... immature. Just 'cause they're shorter than, say, me doesn't mean they ain't finished maturing! Mean, frag, Ravage's really slaggin' old if I remember right...

[... And then he's just going to have to stare because what. Blurr, no. What. WHAT.]

... Blurr. Just... does it matter if any human here records anythin' for their own use?

[Cliffjumper's sounding kind of pained as he says this, because he'd rather not think about it.]

'Sides, there ain't even that many adult humans around here!

I'm not calling them immature but Wheelie is pretty naive just a kid in fact and if he were there I don't think he should see that sort of things....who's Blaster?

[Stare as much as you want, he will stare right back at ya.]

I..guess not...[Fine you win the staring contest, he looks rather ashamed now.] Ah true.

Trade ya, who's Wheelie? And Blaster's... uh, similar to Soundwave? Soundwave usually has several tapes... er, tiny mechs, same as Frenzy. The Frenzy that is here is actually an alternate of one of Soundwave's. Blaster's got a group of tiny mechs like that himself.

[He shrugs, and then has to shake his helm.]

Hey, it's okay, Blurr. I know it's kinda freaky, but I wouldn't worry... or at least try not to worry 'bout it, okay? Or maybe try not to think about it.

[Cliffjumper tosses Blurr a grin in an attempt at making the poor, confused mech feel a bit better.]

Wheelie is a friend of mine from my own world HE talks in riddles _{he's a bit of a troublemaker} but a good kid. And their turn into tapes? Isn't that like from the last century? WHY tapes?

[Tapes. Primus, what a primitive way of storing information, who would want that as an alternate mode?

He nods.] You are right _{it doesn't} concern me I will try not to think about it.

[He smiles back a little.]

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