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re_alignment2012-11-28 07:11 pm
songofmypeople) wrote in re_alignment2012-11-28 07:11 pm
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[Video] DJD PSA: The Royal “We”
[The video starts with a neck up image of a guy that has DECEPTICON for a FACE. Well, that's never a good sign. And depending on Tarn's naughty list, things might just get a little worse (for you). But hey! At least he's playing some classy music in the background.]
I'd like to interrupt everyone getting along so well with one another to bring you this message: This is the DJD.
For those of you who don't know our work, I suggest you ask someone more familiar with the role we play. Someone like the medic Ambulon. [The name positively rolls off his tongue.] I believe you can find him in 'Nexus Prime's' quadrant.
[Kids, this is what happens when you don't lock your link posts; someone's liable to spam Ctrl + F. Sometimes those people have lists. Sometimes they're predators.]
Furthermore, if any of you would like to report a Decepticon that has transgressed, my door is always open and any reports will be investigated. You may contact me at this frequency.
[Deadlock, Overlord, you'll notice he hasn't mentioned your names. Feel free to feel safe.]
And, Pharma, I would like a word.
To the rest of you, I look forward to your cooperation. Some of you will be hearing from me shortly.
[The music stops. There's a moment of silence where it's just Tarn's mask and his glowing eyes staring at the camera. Two seconds later and then the video cuts.]
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I'd like to interrupt everyone getting along so well with one another to bring you this message: This is the DJD.
For those of you who don't know our work, I suggest you ask someone more familiar with the role we play. Someone like the medic Ambulon. [The name positively rolls off his tongue.] I believe you can find him in 'Nexus Prime's' quadrant.
[Kids, this is what happens when you don't lock your link posts; someone's liable to spam Ctrl + F. Sometimes those people have lists. Sometimes they're predators.]
Furthermore, if any of you would like to report a Decepticon that has transgressed, my door is always open and any reports will be investigated. You may contact me at this frequency.
[Deadlock, Overlord, you'll notice he hasn't mentioned your names. Feel free to feel safe.]
And, Pharma, I would like a word.
To the rest of you, I look forward to your cooperation. Some of you will be hearing from me shortly.
[The music stops. There's a moment of silence where it's just Tarn's mask and his glowing eyes staring at the camera. Two seconds later and then the video cuts.]
[OOC| Permissions]
5/I don't think I can stop
Look at him, he hasn't even mentioned Megatron ONCE since meeting you.
You deserve some sort of award.
Or the thanks of entire nations at the very least.]
/just dies laughing
If she knew just what kind of an accomplishment this was, she'd be gloating right now. Instead she's just going to snicker and smirk a bit. You are going to be fun in all the right ways. Of course, you're no Silverbolt, but you look the part of her usual type at least. Large, imposing and fun to mess with.
And for the record, she's no insect. This femme fatale is all arachnid.]
Perhaps this will help Tall Dark and Imposing, I'm Blackarachnia and if you like what you see, we can talk later.
6/Really. I think I have a problem.
Unfortunately too, Tarn's mute vague horror has kickstarted that part of him that's REALLY into equal opportunity employment.
Seriously. Have you seen his team?
- They don't discriminate based on alt mode. If the DJD ever went on parade, one of them would just lie where you left him because he's a gun. The other one turns into a chair. His buddies are a blender and a crock-pot. The DJD however, understand that people are MORE than their torture-based-altmodes
- You're eligible for health coverage even if you've got a pre-existing conditions including (possible) blindness
- If you're struggling with an addiction, that's A-OK too. No discrimination here. Nope! You're valued for your contributions and NOT! your refusal to get the help you need
- Is NeoCybex not your native language? Don't worry, amigo! They'll even compensate your language classes
- The DJD is pet friendly too! Even is the little beast is diseased and leaving caustic drool all over the furniture. Really, they only discriminate against traitors. NOT minorities.
All of this leaves Tarn a little, well.
What is this strange new feeling?]
7/7
He always feels like this.
Never mind, as you were.
The predacons got back together? AND THEY LET A LADY ON THE TEAM? What's the world gotten to?]... and what's an arachnid?
Madame, your flattery is too much.
[Hey, if he's programmed to accept application of gender terms, why not French too? Yeah, try not to think about it too hard. He sure doesn't.]Re: 7/7
Is it? Then I guess I better tone it down a little. I can already see you're a bit uncomfortable.
Besides, you haven't given me a name yet, so can you blame a spider for getting creative?
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Uncomfortable isn't the term you're looking for, but please, don't hold back on my behalf.
[ie: Go ahead, compliment him some more, he doesn't mind.]
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[She arches an optical ridge slightly and just places her claws on her hips. Really, she was enjoying the blank stare he was giving her. It made Blackarachnia feel accomplished in something.]
It's also nice to finally put a name with that face of yours. So I'm guessing you're not used to seeing ladies like myself around.
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[He might've seen a recording of Arcee once. That would've been the exact moment where any interest in the female of his species died.]
Certainly none quite like you.
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[She just smirks a little.]
You're right. There aren't. You could say that I break all the molds.
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[This can't be flirting, can it? .. he's just flattering himself.]
Do you make it a habit of breaking anything else?
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Only if something needs to be broke. I can also repair what I break, if you're interested in that kind of thing.
And long walks on the beach.
My interests are varied. I enjoy music, sophisticated writing, and taking accountability for one's actions, among other things.
I do however find myself sorely lacking in tools with which to break things that do require being "broke". You wouldn't know where I could restock, would you?
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Those are quite the interests. Do you hold everyone accountable or just Decepticons?
You're going to have to build your tools just like the rest of us. The junk pile is a good start for materials. Or so I've found anyway.
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That, my dear, depends on what the party is guilty of.
[ew, garbage. Not what he wanted to hear] Are there any you are willing to part with?
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Why not give an example?
[She raies an optic ridge a little.] That would depend on what you're looking for specifically.
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Traitors are guilty of abandoning their cause.
I pride myself on my creativity when it comes to using what I have on hand. Do you have any favourites when it comes to breaking things?
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Oh? And what if their cause is their own survival and everything else temporary?
You would be surprised what a good dose of poison can do to a bot~. I am a Black widow spider after all.
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They really should have been more careful of whom they swore allegiance to then, and the consequences of such.
[WHAT IS A SPIDER? WHAT IS A WIDOW? ... He knows what black is though...whoo...]
Poison? You'll have to tell me more, my dear.
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And what if the bot in question didn't have a choice in the matter?
[....She's deadly. That's all he needs to know.]
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
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[Judge, Jury, and Executioner.]
A disappointment should you choose not to, but nothing I can't live without.
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[...She's going to try and stay on your good side Buddy.]
Even If I do share share my little secret, you wouldn't be able to do much with it.
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I'll be the judge of that. There always exists the possibility we could work something out between us.
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Is there? I think I would love to work out some sort of an arrangement with someone as imposingly handsome as you.
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[...
WELP. HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE MOMENT WHERE TARN, SORT OF JUST, EXISTS WITHOUT ANY EXPRESSION BY NATURE OF HAVING NO REAL FACE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, YOU ARE LIKE, SOME SORT OF BUGGY, LITTLE, YELLOW ARCEE.
WHY?
Oh. Wait. He sees what you did there. You bitch.]
I assure you there's more to me that just my good looks.
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I'm glad to hear it. That will make our future interactions all that more fun.
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