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re_alignment2013-02-15 07:52 pm
vandalization) wrote in re_alignment2013-02-15 07:52 pm
IT'S A DANCE! [Video]
[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]
So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.
Giant centipedes? Here's to you.
[ She takes a drink. ]
Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.
Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.
We'll also need some help.
Saber? The list, please?
[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]
We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.
There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.
That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!
We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.
Better start trying to find a date!
[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]
So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.
Giant centipedes? Here's to you.
[ She takes a drink. ]
Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.
Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.
We'll also need some help.
Saber? The list, please?
[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]
We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.
There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.
That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!
We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.
Better start trying to find a date!
[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]
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NO TIARAS DRIFT.
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[Don't break his tiny little spark. ]
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Because TIARA?
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But I'm uh.
I'm allergic to tiaras. If they even touch my head, I'll just drop dead. Right there. No more Vandal. Kaput.
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[A smarter mech might ask pointed questions. Don't try this sort of thing with Perceptor, Vandal.]
Well. Hnnnh. At least a corsage?
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[ If he had really pressed the issue, she would have done the tiara just for him. ]
Just because you asked.
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I can pick it out for you?
[That? That sound? That should be warning sirens, if Vandal knows anything about Drift. Unless, of course, she likes staggering under a mass of flowers?]
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Yyyyyyyyyyyes.
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[He's not lying. But she probably will regret it.]
...what colors is your dress? They're supposed to match, right?
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[ She means that. ]
Oh uh. Still sorting through stuff. Found a few things in the junk pile. Looking like a sort of bluish, purpleish thing right now.
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Vandal. You should wear a bright color. Yellow. Or red. [Admit it, she'd match Drift and Wing better wearing red!] You can't go to this thing dressed like a bruise.
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But ah. I guess it wouldn't really go well. I'll see. I have a few others I can try on.
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You should try them out for us. [Oh? Does this sound sweet? Don't let the pretty face fool you: Drift is going to use this whole dress/corsage thing as a reason he's not wearing a stupid hat. ]
[He is the cleverest robot.]
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[ He's still wearing that hat. She'll make sure of it. ]
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Well, some girls yeah, but not all. I can get into that kinda thing from time to time, but I'm happiest when I have a few tools in hand and a nice big oily project to work on.
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[He's going to aim for a waggling eyebrow, and probably just look like he's having a glitch.]
[Come on, Karrie. He wants a fashion show!]
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Wellllllllllllllllllllllllll...
Okay. Just for you guys.
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[He bursts into a grin.]
Perfect.
But. Hey. [He lowers his voice to a stagewhisper.] Don't let Wing give you fashion advice. I've seen him in clothes.
[He shakes his head solemnly. Not good. At all.]
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Wh- seriously? How the fuck would he wear clothes?
[ A pause and she leans up toward him. ]
What kind of clothes would he wear...?
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He used to wear them on Theophany, to sneak out. I guess he thought it'd help him fit in.
[It didn't. And Drift is going to caaaaarefully suppress the fact that he, too, wore such clothes in the spaceport. Shhhh, he was young and stupid back then.]
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Guy has more points on him than a magnetic porcupine in a knife shop.
[ Well he does. ]
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[Drift's not much better.]
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Too bad you guys don't have pictures of it.
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