[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

Comments

[neverputincharge]

[He wasn't here for the last time(s) Starscream was here.]

Eight months. I ain't seen ya since before I got here.

[treacherous_widow]

[Eventually she's done laughing~. And just snickering now.]

So what did you do to get that kind of treatment from him?

[deadlydoctor]

Race against mechs that aren't trapped in small cells.

[Knock Out can't say he's all that surprised.] What did you do to end there? Besides screwing up?

[raceme]

Excuse you? you are the one who looks like it's about to break in half.

[The Pot calling the kettle black: A new sitcom.]

[raceme]

I didn't have to tell Wheeljack, he knew already.

audio;

[gtfostalker]

Ahh, it is not so bad. If you are so bothered, just go to sleep.

[By which he means HA HA HA.]

video;

[redshirtrobot]

[There are no words. Just a very teal, very winged, and very maskless Fracas tilting his head.

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE ANYMORE.]

1/2

[my_own_trope]

[STARSCREAM HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
FIRST HE WAS CHILLING OUT WITH MEGATRON WHO LOVED HIM AGAIN AND THEY WON THE WAR AND IT WAS AWESOME AND THEN.... HE WAS HERE?????
????
SOMEHOW???
AND THEN HE STOPPED BEING HERE?????
?????
SOMEHOW????
FOR A LONG TIME????
APPARENTLY?
MAYBE?

AND THEN HE FOUND AN ABANDONED SPACEBRIDGE (WHICH WAS AWESOME) BUT IT ONLY WORKED LIKE A GROUNDBRIDGE (FOR NO REASON HE COULD FIGURE OUT)??
BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT THE CAVE WITH THE SCIENCE WASN'T ABANDONED AFTER ALL BECAUSE SUDDENLY AFTER LIKE, A WEEK OF BEING DESERTED SHOCKWAVE TURNS UP. WHY???

AND THEN STARSCREAM WAS JUST MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, AND SURE HE GRABBED SOME MOUTHY HUMAN, BUT THERE ARE SO MANY HERE, WHY WOULD ANYONE NOTICE?
AND THEN THE HUMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO SHOOT HIM. HE'S STILL GOT A BULLET IN HIS HEAD!! HE CAN HEAR IT RATTLING AROUND BEHIND HIS FACE SOMETIME.

AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS GUY WHO TALKS LIKE A DEMON JUMPED ON HIS FACE AND OH MY GOD HE WAS SO FAST -- LIKE RED ENERGON FAST BUT ALL THE TIME -- SO APPARENTLY THEY LET THEIR POLICE FORCE USE DRUGS BUT THEN!!!
THIS OTHER GUY WAS WITH HIM AND HE WAS SO BOXY AND BIG BUT INCREDIBLY UNATTRACTIVE???.

STARSCREAM HADN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET.

AND NOW HE'S IN PRISON AND JUST.
WHAT???
????

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING?
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???

WHO ARE YOU???
???????????]
[So yeah, he's not entirely sure himself.]

2/2

[my_own_trope]

Can I help you with something?

[Somehow he manages to look like he has bags under his eyes. How, we just don't know.]

[redshirtrobot]

[He would almost feel sorry for Starscream... if he didn't remember being backhanded in the face by him over engine trouble.]

... Did you consider politely asking him to stop?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Let's start with something easier: you. Are. Flamboyant.

Like, drama club levels.

[my_own_trope]

[Man up, Daffodil, Starscream has killed vehicons for less.]

You think I didn't try that already?

[It's possible if not highly probably that he didn't. And it's too late now.]

[He did try to kill Blurr though. A bunch. To show his displeasure at this new form of torture.]

[perma-video]

[my_own_trope]

I can't power down! He just stands there and keeps talking.

Wait.
I know your voice.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

[my_own_trope]

I didn't do ANYTHING much.

This delusional Autobot is punishing me for crimes I DID NOT commit. He's sore that he lost an arm to a figment of his imagination that happened to be shaped like me. Apparently. While I can understand why he'd have a deeply ingrained fear of a commanding Decepticon officer... I'VE NEVER MET HIM.

And honestly, so far as excuses for torture go ... that's pretty bad.

#smooth (as usual)

[my_own_trope]

That doesn't make any sense; I was here before.

[He bites the end of his thumbnail, upset]

How long has it been since you lost the war?

[my_own_trope]

See, now I know you're lying.

You're not even trying anymore!

[treacherous_widow]

[Careful, that snickering might break into laughter again. ]

I can't see how anyone can fear you of all bots. You're acting like a child who lost his favorite toy, Fly boy.

As for Blurr, I'm sure if I asked him what happened, it would be less about you and more about the facts.

[my_own_trope]

Last I checked, I wasn't the one getting friendly with the humans. Besides, they wouldn't be able to reach high enough to put their coats anywhere on this elegantly crafted body of mine.

[More like: Two Pots that Think they're Refrigerators: the hottest new tragedy since 50 shades of Grey.]

[my_own_trope]

Could have fooled me. Because from where I'm standing, you're more the gift that doesn't stop giving.

http://i.imgur.com/hB142xb.gif

[raceme]

[That would worry him if Blurr cared even the tiniest bit.]

If I didn't know better I would say tat you don't like me. Behave, _{or you will spend} even more time in that cell. I was merely keeping you company you SHOULD be glad.

[perma-video]

[gtfostalker]

You are remembering incorrectly. It happened because you snatched me from my FirstForged's temple and tried to squeeze me to death.

Do not blame your problems on me, machine.

[my_own_trope]

Why, I...

...

YOU'D REACT STRONGLY TOO IF YOU WERE THE PRISONER OF A DERANGED LUNATIC APPARENTLY OBSESSED WITH YOU AND SUBJECT TO CRUEL AND UNUSUAL METHODS OF TORTURE.

1/2

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...you really haven't seen the majority of my life.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/928c435d110122069582b1dfbc8b7723/tumblr_mndc56K1Gx1r48mnao3_400.png

[my_own_trope]

[Starscream would point out that it was underestimating him that lost you your arm in the first place, kid... but he'd have to:
A) Remember that / have been here before
B) Believe you]

The LAST thing I want is YOUR company.

But if you're so set on it, why don't you come keep me company a little closer.

[His claws wiggle and strain for Blurr's supple little body. Or you know, his neck. Or anything else taht could be skewered.]