[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

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[redshirtrobot]

[There are no words. Just a very teal, very winged, and very maskless Fracas tilting his head.

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE ANYMORE.]

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[my_own_trope]

[STARSCREAM HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
FIRST HE WAS CHILLING OUT WITH MEGATRON WHO LOVED HIM AGAIN AND THEY WON THE WAR AND IT WAS AWESOME AND THEN.... HE WAS HERE?????
????
SOMEHOW???
AND THEN HE STOPPED BEING HERE?????
?????
SOMEHOW????
FOR A LONG TIME????
APPARENTLY?
MAYBE?

AND THEN HE FOUND AN ABANDONED SPACEBRIDGE (WHICH WAS AWESOME) BUT IT ONLY WORKED LIKE A GROUNDBRIDGE (FOR NO REASON HE COULD FIGURE OUT)??
BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT THE CAVE WITH THE SCIENCE WASN'T ABANDONED AFTER ALL BECAUSE SUDDENLY AFTER LIKE, A WEEK OF BEING DESERTED SHOCKWAVE TURNS UP. WHY???

AND THEN STARSCREAM WAS JUST MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, AND SURE HE GRABBED SOME MOUTHY HUMAN, BUT THERE ARE SO MANY HERE, WHY WOULD ANYONE NOTICE?
AND THEN THE HUMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO SHOOT HIM. HE'S STILL GOT A BULLET IN HIS HEAD!! HE CAN HEAR IT RATTLING AROUND BEHIND HIS FACE SOMETIME.

AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS GUY WHO TALKS LIKE A DEMON JUMPED ON HIS FACE AND OH MY GOD HE WAS SO FAST -- LIKE RED ENERGON FAST BUT ALL THE TIME -- SO APPARENTLY THEY LET THEIR POLICE FORCE USE DRUGS BUT THEN!!!
THIS OTHER GUY WAS WITH HIM AND HE WAS SO BOXY AND BIG BUT INCREDIBLY UNATTRACTIVE???.

STARSCREAM HADN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET.

AND NOW HE'S IN PRISON AND JUST.
WHAT???
????

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING?
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???

WHO ARE YOU???
???????????]
[So yeah, he's not entirely sure himself.]

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[my_own_trope]

Can I help you with something?

[Somehow he manages to look like he has bags under his eyes. How, we just don't know.]

[redshirtrobot]

[He would almost feel sorry for Starscream... if he didn't remember being backhanded in the face by him over engine trouble.]

... Did you consider politely asking him to stop?

[my_own_trope]

[Man up, Daffodil, Starscream has killed vehicons for less.]

You think I didn't try that already?

[It's possible if not highly probably that he didn't. And it's too late now.]

[He did try to kill Blurr though. A bunch. To show his displeasure at this new form of torture.]

[redshirtrobot]

[As if he doesn't know that. All Steve wanted was your love, you monster.]

I uh. I'm guessing not, since from what I can see, you went straight to... 'shut up shut up in the name of Primus shut up'.

So I guess you just have to live with that now.

[my_own_trope]

[Oh boy, don't even get him STARTED on Steve. That guy was an entirely different kettle of fish all together. Seriously, Starscream thought he might want to change his shoes?
/opens the door to his walk-in closet
/OH GOD IT'S STEVE AND YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING IN THERE

/Maybe Starscream was feeling a little peckish so he goes to the company lunchroom mini-fridge
/...Steve what are you doing to his frappe?

/Well maybe he'll be safe in the showers, a little private time would be kinda nice
/STEVE HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE, NO HE DOESN'T NEED ANY 'HELP', HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO FIND A LOOFAH THAT BIG, NO DON'T ANSWER HIM, STARSCREAM HAS GOT TO GO HE LEFT HIS MUFFINS ON IN THE ENGINE ROOM BYE>]

That's because the little blue cretin hasn't stopped reciting his nonsense to me since I arrived at this quaint demonstration of Autobot hospitality. But believe me, I made it plenty clear I wasn't interested in whatever he's still trying to peddle.

[See: murder attempts]

[redshirtrobot]

It's not Autobots, the Police are a joint venture by everyone.
... You tried to murder him, didn't you.

[THE ANSWER IS NEVER MURDER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DX]

[my_own_trope]

I have yet to see anyone without an Autobot badge here.
Yes. I was only trying to incapacitate him.

[The answer is ALWAYS murder...unless you're Megatron faced with a Starscream, apparently. But aside from that, Decepticon house unspokenrules are pretty clear. Murder is always the preferred option #1.]

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[raceme]

[Blurr knows is Fracas because they share a room, so he locks the conversation just in case.]

You don't have to worry about him anymore.

[my_own_trope]

[If you were texting, this would be another matter, but:]

I SAW YOU LOCK THAT. I CAN STILL HEAR YOU. I'M RIGHT HERE.

[raceme]

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Blurr changes his post to text, but looks over his shoulder to yell at Starscream.]

QUIET, you!

[my_own_trope]

FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE!

[raceme]

GLITCH, I AM THE LAW!

[my_own_trope]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A "GLITCH," YOU OVERCLOCKED LITTLE RUST BUNION?

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[raceme]

EXCUSE YOU? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO, YOU CREEPER!

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[redshirtrobot]

It was only a matter of time, I guess.

[He sags in relief, rubbing his hands over his face.]

But he... he'll get out eventually, so it's probably a good thing I'm getting all that defense training...

[not here]

[my_own_trope]

[This he actually CAN'T see. Nor does he know that this is here.]

[not here]

[redshirtrobot]

[Darn tootin'. And Fracas is going to keep it that way for as long as possible because you are frightening.]

[not here]

[my_own_trope]

[You sure? Because last he checked, he was just a poor, sad, harmless puppy all alone in here.]

[not here]

[redshirtrobot]

['Harmless'. Ahahahahahahah. Tell that to all the Vehicons you murdered and got killed.]

video | locked > TEXT NOW BECUASE STARSCREAM IS AN ASS >8[

[raceme]

Is he always like this? I only met him briefly the first time he was there and he was attacking others too.

We will see what happens. Is good that you are more prepared but we will protect you too, Fracas. [Blurr means that as a promise.]

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[redshirtrobot]

Pretty much. I don't think he has any other natural instincts besides murdering people and failing tasks right in front of Megatron. Don't let him get those claws anywhere near you.

I know. And I appreciate it, but people aren't always going to be there to protect me. I have to learn how to protect myself, too. [Fracas has started to realize that he can't just hide behind others anymore.]

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[raceme]

I learned the claw lessons the hard way the first time he was here. He fails that much, even in front of Megatron? [Who's the guy still alive, Blur wonders.]

I respect that. Who's teaching you?

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[redshirtrobot]

He does. Usually takes it out on the Vehicons, too. There's a reason we try not to deal with the officers too much.

Shockwave has been teaching me since I got here, but I'm learning from Wing now too.