[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

Comments

[my_own_trope]

Why, I...

...

YOU'D REACT STRONGLY TOO IF YOU WERE THE PRISONER OF A DERANGED LUNATIC APPARENTLY OBSESSED WITH YOU AND SUBJECT TO CRUEL AND UNUSUAL METHODS OF TORTURE.

1/2

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...you really haven't seen the majority of my life.

[my_own_trope]

Don't tell me you're another one of those claiming that I should be familiar with your life, because I have had it up to here with this ruse.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

No, I'm just saying I was imprisoned by a mad scientist to watch bad movies!

[my_own_trope]

And you escaped how?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I didn't.

I just ended up here.

Assuming this has been perma-video

[my_own_trope]

That explains a lot.
You don't really strike me as the fighting capable.

you have assumed right

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well you don't strike me as the macho-capable.

[my_own_trope]

There's more to leadership than pointless machismo.

[Little do you know, this entire time, Starscream's wings have been wiggling away in their own little nonverbal social cue dance. Spoiler: it's all been very manly. it hasn't.]

[raceme]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DERANGED LUNATIC!? [He heard you!]

[my_own_trope]

Oh I don't know, MAYBE THE BOT WHO IS CONVINCED I'M THE SEEKERS OF HIS DELUSIONAL DREAMS.

I keep telling you I've never met you before!

[raceme]

YOU ARE A CRIMINAL AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE IN A CELL. Stop being so annoying.

Yes you did.

[my_own_trope]

Annoying? ANNOYING?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WON'T STOP THE INCESSANT READING ALOUD!

So you ran into some trouble, nothing about that proves I was anywhere NEAR you!

[raceme]

I am, informing you about a really important thing, _{you should} e grateful.

YOU CUT OFF MY ARM.

YOU.

I know you did it, I was there when it happened. And then you tried to feel me up!

[my_own_trope]

I did NOT.

You're wasting your time repeating yourself. No matter how many times you say something, it won't make it true.

AND I WAS NOT there when it happened, because that did not in fact, HAPPEN.

[He doesn't deny trying to feel Blurr up... because given half a chance he totally would too. I mean, look at you kid... you don't even look like you're made out of robot.... I mean, where do you even keep you engine parts?]

[raceme]

And no matter how _{many times} you say you didn't it won't make it true either. You are in denial so I'm just wasting my time.

[His armor is less thicker than others and very scarce he's most likely half naked by TF's standards but still not a excuse. He keeps those in his lovely chest >:U]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I don't know, I can't trust a guy who's head is a piece by Claes Oldenberg.

[raceme]

I don't know who's that person but I have the feeling that I should be offended.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Let's just hope you guys never discover the internet.

[You guys and your lack of knowledge about Pop Artists.]

[my_own_trope]

Some of us are more than familiar with the internet and its many uses. [Starscream sounds so proud.]

[He uses it to look up animated gifs.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

And some of us are more familiar with camp and less familiar with peacocks!

[my_own_trope]

It's a legitimate military strategy. I have yet to see how this relates to furniture.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...I'd argue with you there, but after seeing the US military, I agree.

[Beat.]

Pffthaha! Sure, right! That's a peacock!

[raceme]

I know what's the Internet, I've been on earth.

[He just didn't waste his time looking at those things.]