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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

Comments

[ex_dishonestly997]

Vandal.

[vandalization]

Starscream.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Do I go around asking how humans interface?

[vandalization]

No. But I'd tell you if you did.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

[CANNOT NOT CALL BLUFFS. Making this private so no bear scarring occurs]

All right. How does it work.

[Private]

[vandalization]

... Tab A. Slot B. Repeat vigorously. Sling DNA at each other.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Don't ever write cookbooks.

Or any kind of books.

[Private]

[vandalization]

... What?

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

I'm no better off than I was five minutes ago.

[Private]

[vandalization]

Ask a silly question...

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

You're not encouraging me to ask better questions.

Or are you. [so faux ominous]

[Private]

[vandalization]

Guess that's up to you, flyboy.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

[CHALLENGE

AND NICKNAME

ACCEPTED.]

So there's only one way to do it.

[Private]

[vandalization]

There are others. Just. You know. If you're creative or whatever.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

And how many have you tried?

[Private]

[vandalization]

Don't you think that's a little personal?

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Not with the way you answer questions.

You could've been a politician.

[Private]

[vandalization]

Not sure if I'm insulted or flattered.

But yeah, you don't need to hear about my sex life.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Because you don't have one.

[Private] /CRIES LAUGHING

[vandalization]

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

[Private] dsFGDFKgdfgdfg oh my god I love them

[ex_dishonestly997]

No, but thanks for confirming it.

You know who you should date? Drift.

[Private] /DIES

[vandalization]

WHAT?! He's taken!

Also he's a robot. Also out of my league. And my best friend.

And.

Also fuck you.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

All the things I do for you. Looking out for your health when you try to live in cardboard boxes, privatizing this conversation so you're not embarrassed talking about human mating rituals, trying to set you up with decent mechs...

And how do you thank me? With rudeness.

[Private]

[vandalization]

I don't need setting up. I'm perfectly fine on my own. And I definitely don't need you meddling so much in my business.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

You'll thank me later, I guarantee it.